Football speak

"We need to get a result" or "We came looking for a result".

You will always get a result you stupid twats!

You'll either win, lose or draw!!!!!!

Fucktards!
 
"A big ask"
Annoys me every time I hear it, that one.

Why not just say "a big task"?

---------------------------------------------------------------------

And as for Ray Wilkins... Has there ever been a more sphincter clenching sound than his dreary monotone attempts at sounding urbane...
"Wonderful young man and a great addition to the Barclay's Premier League. I had the pleasure of his company the other day..."

Oh, piss off, Butch! You're a monumental bore.
 
Jamie Redknapp's "Literally". He is literally unaware of what the word means.

He's literally up Fellaini's backside there Jeff.

No Jamie. No he isn't, he is merely close.

United have literally gone up a gear Jeff.

No Jamie. United are a football team, not a motor vehicle, they don't have any gears.

Spurs are literally putting Stoke to the sword here Jeff.

I give up Jamie.
 
mcnab-sees-red said:
twitcher jnr. the man cities, the man uniteds, the liverpools.

There is only one of each you dick.
I fucking hate this.

"he's up there with the Steven Gerrards and Frank Lampards of this world"
"they're playing against the Barcelonas and Real Madrids"
NOOOOOOO!!!!<br /><br />-- Tue Dec 20, 2011 9:43 am --<br /><br />Also anyone who says "Premiership". It's not been called that for a fair few years now, it's the "Premier League". Yet there are players, managers, pundits and fans who think we play in a rugby union league sponsored by Guinness.
 

Don't have an account? Register now and see fewer ads!

SIGN UP
Back
Top
  AdBlock Detected
Bluemoon relies on advertising to pay our hosting fees. Please support the site by disabling your ad blocking software to help keep the forum sustainable. Thanks.