Footballer convicted of sexually assaulting mascot before game

[Bluethemaway]

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

 

[mexico1970]

If that was me I'd be spitting feathers.

 

[Blue Mist]

Until we see the evidence I'm not having it. Talk is cheep.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Does this put him at nonce status?

 

[Kinkladze's crazy skills]

Hugo Mallo's side of the story:

"Whilst working one day on a match day before a game many years ago."

"I found myself looking at what I judged to be a cute little avian bird friend, which actually turned out to be a female football mascot dressed in a parakeet suit."

"Accidentally as I pulled away from said mascot, I'd touched what I honestly believed to be her waist. Unfortunately the avian friend has now since deemed my touch, to have actually been her breast and now I'm in trouble."

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

He prefers a cock-or-two

He’ll get it too if sent down

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Let’s find out more facts before we all get in a flap about this.

He’ll need all the facts for when he is brought up in front of the beak

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Trying to sow his seed.

 

[dennishasdoneit]

He’ll need all the facts for when he is brought up in front of the beak

Looks like he hasn't got a wing or a prayer ..

 

[gaz76]

Just as I suspected no one taking this seriously, yer all blue tits!!