Footballers books that wouldn't sell

[Ray78]

A cure for Myopia-Arsene Wenger. Life's a diet-Steve Bruce and Tax returns with Rosie-Harry Redknapp.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Bowel problems and 99 other excuses to avoid police prosecution- GPC

 

[citymad]

Age is just a number by Wayne Rooney

 

[citymad]

Get rich quick by Robin Banks

 

[Vienna_70]

A guide to stamping - By Michael Ball.
The finest theft: How to steal the Premier League Title in 2 and a half minutes - By Edin Dzeko and Sergio Aguero.
How to live of £10 a week (The colouring book) - By Wayne Rooney.
A guide to the cakes and pastry shops of Manchester - By Yaya Toure.
How to male model - By Steve Bruce.
Duck vs Domestos, which works best? - By Marouane Fellaini.
Manchester's public Transport - By Robinho.

I would have thought the second one on that list would sell like hot cakes, especially around Manchester.

But A Guide to Winning the FA Cup by shrek would be a flop.

 

[BrianW]

My Classic Games with Manchester City - George Weah
Teamwork - Rodney Marsh
Football Without Cheating - Billy Bremner
Marcel Proust and his influence on my philosophy - Wayne Rooney
How to be a Realist - Brendan Rogers
A Humble Man's Guide to Socialism - Alex Ferguson

 

[goalmole]

Vampire Diaries - Luis Suarez

 

[bluethrunthru]

My family and other animals............ could type Rooney but to be fair its published anonymously and there are a number of likely authors

 

[bluethrunthru]

My collection of dock leaves by James "Interesting" Milner

 

[goalmole]

Tact and Diplomacy Handbook - Garry Cook
Learn to play darts. - Mario Balotelli