Footballers Nicknames

[BAB.DAB]

Paul "Chopya" Dickov

 

[fat boy blue]

Dickov Bobbit
Neil Disa Pointon
Paul Gladis Power

 

[robbie brewer]

Useless F*cker- any number of former City players.

 

[DT King of all Geordies]

Jason McAteer = Trigger

Neil McNab was know as The Crab in our house.

 

[sir baconface]

The Clown - Polish goalkeeper Jan Tomaszewski
Sniffer - Alan Clarke, Leeds United
The Pit Bull - Edgar Davids
The Divine Ponytail - Roberto Baggio
Shrek/Grannyshagger- your friend and mine, Mr Rooney.

 

[laserblue]

Liverpool's oversize keeper in the 60s, Tommy Lawrence, was nicknamed by the dippers themselves as the Flying Pig and the Green Blur.

Mike Doyle was known as Tommy (his dad's name).

Before his remarkable metamorphosis into a great keeper, the young and error prone Joe Corrigan was known as Cinderella (because he was always late for the ball) and Dracula (because he didn't like crosses).

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

The Twat - Gary Neville?

Beckham was known in most of the changing rooms he's occupied as 'Arsehole'!

 

[Big Swifty]

One of the cleverest was Gordon Durie, known as "Jukebox"............think about it.

 

[Cellarite]

Camelface
Wobblegob
Fuckwit

hang on, they're all the same person.

 

[stan bowles]

These all go back a few years...

Stuart Pearce - Psycho
Paul Ince - The Guv'nor
Garrincha - Little Bird
Peter Storey - Cold Eye
George Graham - Stroller
Ken Barnes - Beaky
Di Stefano - Blond Arrow
Tony Currie - TC