Footballers with rude names

[lancs blue]

Lopez Ufarte, Spanish international in the 82 World Cup.

 

[nelsons willie]

billy bigballs

 

[LCBblue]

Arsene Wenger, I know he's a manager, but God I hate the man!

 

[desperatedon]

Martin Buchan (replace the M and B with an F). Childish I know but I was 14ish at the time!

 

[bluejue]

Arshavin

Preferably playing with a Brazilian up front.

 

[manclad]

Peter Shirtliff .

 

[citizens_1976]

Bernt Haas, Remember him?

 

[manclad]

Not footballers I know,but my all time favourite comes from cricket commentary -

The bowlers Holding,the batsmans Willie.

 

[Unknown_Genius]

Nwankwo Kanu.

David Seaman

I heard Martin Jol's brothers were called Dick and Cock!

 

[Blue Mania]

dirk kuyt