Footballing crimes

[Hollywood Blue]

Steve MacMinimum - Real Madrid

Scored in a Champions League final for them if I am not mistaken.

He did alright for them and the scousers, was just shite for us.

 

[TCIB]

Wayne Rooney's face.

 

[Lucky Toma]

Just put together a piece for the Daisy Cutter called the 'All-Time Greatest England XI With Criminally Few Caps' and needed to find an example of a shit footballer who won more than he should.

Was astounded to discover that Emile Heskey won exactly the same amount of caps (62) than this entire team put together -

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.thedaisycutter.co.uk/2012/06/all-time-greatest-england-xi-with-criminally-few-caps/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.thedaisycutter.co.uk/2012/06 ... -few-caps/</a>

 

[Why Always Ste]

Just put together a piece for the Daisy Cutter called the 'All-Time Greatest England XI With Criminally Few Caps' and needed to find an example of a shit footballer who won more than he should.

Was astounded to discover that Emile Heskey won exactly the same amount of caps (62) than this entire team put together -

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.thedaisycutter.co.uk/2012/06/all-time-greatest-england-xi-with-criminally-few-caps/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.thedaisycutter.co.uk/2012/06 ... -few-caps/</a>

Nice read... agreed on Le Tiss, wonder where the National team would of gone if it would of been built around Matt Le Tissier

 

[Dzeko's Right Boot]

Just put together a piece for the Daisy Cutter called the 'All-Time Greatest England XI With Criminally Few Caps' and needed to find an example of a shit footballer who won more than he should.

Was astounded to discover that Emile Heskey won exactly the same amount of caps (62) than this entire team put together -

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.thedaisycutter.co.uk/2012/06/all-time-greatest-england-xi-with-criminally-few-caps/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.thedaisycutter.co.uk/2012/06 ... -few-caps/</a>

Nice read... agreed on Le Tiss, wonder where the National team would of gone if it would of been built around Matt Le Tissier

Wonder where it'd be today if he was idolised by the media like Beckham or Gascoigne were. Kids might have wanted to have a perfect touch instead of perfect hair, or the perfect night out. Maybe its just the cynic in me thinking too much into it.
Good read LT.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Luther Blissett playing for AC Milan.

There was much talk at the time that Milan were confused and were after Cunningham.


Micheal Knighton - without him pissing about trying to buy the rags old baconface would have possibly been sacked after our 5-1 win in '89.

 

[Vienna_70]

Just put together a piece for the Daisy Cutter called the 'All-Time Greatest England XI With Criminally Few Caps' and needed to find an example of a shit footballer who won more than he should.

Was astounded to discover that Emile Heskey won exactly the same amount of caps (62) than this entire team put together -

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.thedaisycutter.co.uk/2012/06/all-time-greatest-england-xi-with-criminally-few-caps/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.thedaisycutter.co.uk/2012/06 ... -few-caps/</a>

A good read, but I would ahve had Alan Oakes in there.

I believe Oakie was once described as the best half-back who never played for England.

 

[mancboy123]

Jon Macken being able to say he scored for england, goal stealing fecker

 

[ROCKET80]

Just put together a piece for the Daisy Cutter called the 'All-Time Greatest England XI With Criminally Few Caps' and needed to find an example of a shit footballer who won more than he should.

Was astounded to discover that Emile Heskey won exactly the same amount of caps (62) than this entire team put together -

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.thedaisycutter.co.uk/2012/06/all-time-greatest-england-xi-with-criminally-few-caps/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.thedaisycutter.co.uk/2012/06 ... -few-caps/</a>

Nice read... agreed on Le Tiss, wonder where the National team would of gone if it would of been built around Matt Le Tissier

Wonder where it'd be today if he was idolised by the media like Beckham or Gascoigne were. Kids might have wanted to have a perfect touch instead of perfect hair, or the perfect night out. Maybe its just the cynic in me thinking too much into it.
Good read LT.

I remember an England game (v Italy I think) when he dummied 2 of their players and the camera man...brilliant.


Scott Parker POTY, The Redknapps, The Sunday Supplement, Tommy Smyth on ESPN, The FA, That picture of Paul Scholes penis, UEFA, Semi Finals at Wembley, FIFA and Coventry City.

 

[laserblue]

john o'shea - 5 premier league winners medals
wes brown - 8 of the above

knighthood for baconface