For two weeks only...

@citykev28..
Fuckin laughing my nuts off here mate,that was class..

And just a quickie for everybody.....is aguero "injured" like bale,suarez and twat face and is he part of a swap deal with the lady boy of madrid??
 
manimanc said:
@citykev28..
Fuckin laughing my nuts off here mate,that was class..

And just a quickie for everybody.....is aguero "injured" like bale,suarez and twat face and is he part of a swap deal with the lady boy of madrid??
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Is he playing for Argentina tomorrow? I read he's in the squad. I think it's complete bollocks, why is ladyboy not injured?
 
pudge said:
tolmie's hairdoo said:
Big Dave Watson said:
A while back you mentioned Pepe and 2 South Americans. What happened to the 2 South Americans and can you say who they were?
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As far as I know, one was a top young first team player at Santos who Robinho has only told him good things about City.

That is a deal with a fair few issues.

The other, was the lad Noveretti, but gone cold on that.

Would hope for two new faces.
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Probably something to do with him joining Lazio 2 months ago to be fair
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Haha, well, that would certainly explain why!!

But it's certainly less than two months, since his name was first mentioned to me and I only posted linkage to a South American target last month.

Sounds like he isn't much cop then?

@citykev28. There's a stealth glider touching down at 3am, I look forward to the update.
 
BenchillBlue said:
, why is ladyboy not injured?
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He is; he's got jet-lag. Spain to Portugal to wherever they are playing tomorrow and in between he's made lots of flights to Manchester - which is A FACT, yes A FACT indeed, just look at the number of people who claim it's A FACT. Must be true then, unless it's all bollocks of course. And that bit is also A FACT.
 
NipHolmes said:
MCFC BOB said:
LoveCity said:
The "young Santos first team player" would probably be Victor Andrade (<a class="postlink" href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victor_Andrade" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victor_Andrade</a>), but it was rumoured Barca acquired first option on him as part of the Neymar deal.
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I signed him on FIFA once! Sold him and bought Adryan, who I've now sold in exchange for Coutinho.
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You should have signed Lucas. 90 overall in the end. Sign Gabriel as holding mid. Leali and Masi are bargains who end up being top notch.
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Got him as a CM. I play this:

Hart
Clyne - Zouma - Nastasic - Clichy
Lucas - Pogba
Shaqiri - Coutinho - Wellington Nem
Muriel
 
tolmie's hairdoo said:
For anyone tempted to lump on the tumbling odds of Sinclair to Liverpool...

It's absolute bollocks, according to Liverpool tonight.

Oh well...
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I presume we're selling Barry to make room for Pepe, in terms of numbers not positions as we already have one too many in our Champions league squad.
 
tolmie's hairdoo said:
@citykev28. There's a stealth glider touching down at 3am, I look forward to the update.
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Unfortunately, a council worker has made me take my tent down. He categorically stated that I am not allowed any unauthorised erections near an airfield. I reckon if I wait until it's dark and put it up nearer to the fence, they won't see it until sunrise.

#seekingstealthglider
 
My mate worked for the council doing house clearances, should have seen the raz mag collection!!!
They had unauthorised erections 24/7 :-)
 
tolmie's hairdoo said:
pudge said:
tolmie's hairdoo said:
As far as I know, one was a top young first team player at Santos who Robinho has only told him good things about City.

That is a deal with a fair few issues.

The other, was the lad Noveretti, but gone cold on that.

Would hope for two new faces.
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Probably something to do with him joining Lazio 2 months ago to be fair
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Haha, well, that would certainly explain why!!

But it's certainly less than two months, since his name was first mentioned to me and I only posted linkage to a South American target last month.

Sounds like he isn't much cop then?

@citykev28. There's a stealth glider touching down at 3am, I look forward to the update.
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You need to have a word with your guy TH lol

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citykev28 said:
charliebigspuds said:
citykev28 said:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCLhpkJttq8[/youtube]
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hahaha, top notch. Can you confirm that the Portuguese prick has demanded the No7 shirt?
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Kirsty Gallacher has just been on my Skype saying something about refunds on Miner 7 shirts at the City Souvenir shop. I didn't quite catch the full extent of what she was saying, sorry.

#visualdynamite
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Take a bow Kev. A work of genius.
 
Davs 19 said:
citykev28 said:
charliebigspuds said:
hahaha, top notch. Can you confirm that the Portuguese prick has demanded the No7 shirt?
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Kirsty Gallacher has just been on my Skype saying something about refunds on Miner 7 shirts at the City Souvenir shop. I didn't quite catch the full extent of what she was saying, sorry.

#visualdynamite
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Take a bow Kev. A work of genius.
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I can see a promotion and medals awarded for this magnificent piece of fuckwittery.

Congratulations Major GayKev
 
MCFC BOB said:
NipHolmes said:
MCFC BOB said:
I signed him on FIFA once! Sold him and bought Adryan, who I've now sold in exchange for Coutinho.
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You should have signed Lucas. 90 overall in the end. Sign Gabriel as holding mid. Leali and Masi are bargains who end up being top notch.
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Got him as a CM. I play this:

Hart
Clyne - Zouma - Nastasic - Clichy
Lucas - Pogba
Shaqiri - Coutinho - Wellington Nem
Muriel
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I'm Barnet because it's a harder challenge as my City team is ridiculous.

-----------------------------------------Leali-----------------------------------------
Clyne---------------#scouted Cb-----#scouted Cb----------------Shaw
--------------------------------------Gabriel----------------------------------------
----------------------#scouted CM------Wilshere----------------------------
Redmond--------------------------------------------------------------Neymar
---------------------------------------#scouted ST--------------------------------


My Scouted players are all high 80's and all below 22 in age.

Neymar was 6 months left, Redmond is rapid and tidy finisher and I bench Bale for him just because the twat tried to force a move away. He's rotting just like Goetze and Verrati :)


Enough of the hijack anyway, just thought I'd share. Feel free to pm me gamertag :)<br /><br />-- Tue Aug 13, 2013 10:06 pm --<br /><br />@Citykev, fpmsl, quality effort pal.
 
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