Forgive me as I have sinned.Have you lately ??

[oakiecokie]

A good lad that I drink with in my local owes me a big favour and he has his own business,cleaning roofs,gutters,driveways and power washing etc.
I got a text from this morning saying "open your front door".As I did there were two Tesco bags,one with some scones,fresh cream and jam.
The other bag had 4 cans of Guinness.The text from him apologised saying that he felt awful that he couldn`t come around and clean the roof and gutters so he hope the scones for my missus and the Guinness for me would soften the blow.
What a brilliant gesture and I played shit with him for doing this, as I know he will get around to doing this.
However,my sin was not only drinking the 4 x Guinness cans but I`m now onto my 3rd can of Mixed Fruit Cider and quite possibly it will not stop there.It did not stop there,as I also scoffed a wonderful scone or is it scon ???
I did a previous thread saying how well I was doing,having not had a drink for 5 weeks,which has resulted in me losing to date 17 lbs.
This moment of pure unadulterated sin will cost me a few pounds of weight loss but at least its not cost me a few pounds in cash,as the Cider belongs to my lad.
I have sinned !! Will you forgive me please ?
If not then you too must have sinned lately ... but how ??

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

For your penance say three Hail Mary’s and don’t do it again.

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

don't worry about it, write off today and enjoy it and wake up tomorrow and try and see if you can have a cleaner day to get back on track.

I think I've sinned so many times I'd have more horcruxes than Voldemort.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

If those are sins Oakie, then i'm pretty much Fred West and Norman Bates combined.

 

[oakiecokie]

For your penance say three Hail Mary’s and don’t do it again.

I`m an atheist what else can I say ?

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

I`m an atheist what else can I say ?

Stay free of male hairies and don’t do it again.

 

[jitsubluedan]

Oh, and as for scon -v- scone; when you buy it, it’s a scone but when you’ve eaten it, it’s scon!!!

 

[Grassland Blue]

Show me where in the bible it says - "Thou shall not drink" or "Thou shall forsake all scones (scons!)"
Lol.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

A good lad that I drink with in my local owes me a big favour and he has his own business,cleaning roofs,gutters,driveways and power washing etc.
I got a text from this morning saying "open your front door".As I did there were two Tesco bags,one with some scones,fresh cream and jam.
The other bag had 4 cans of Guinness.The text from him apologised saying that he felt awful that he couldn`t come around and clean the roof and gutters so he hope the scones for my missus and the Guinness for me would soften the blow.
What a brilliant gesture and I played shit with him for doing this, as I know he will get around to doing this.
However,my sin was not only drinking the 4 x Guinness cans but I`m now onto my 3rd can of Mixed Fruit Cider and quite possibly it will not stop there.It did not stop there,as I also scoffed a wonderful scone or is it scon ???
I did a previous thread saying how well I was doing,having not had a drink for 5 weeks,which has resulted in me losing to date 17 lbs.
This moment of pure unadulterated sin will cost me a few pounds of weight loss but at least its not cost me a few pounds in cash,as the Cider belongs to my lad.
I have sinned !! Will you forgive me please ?
If not then you too must have sinned lately ... but how ??

'kin hell that's some shifting......

 

[beast]

Scone, like stone and trombone.