Forgive me as I have sinned.Have you lately ??

[bluefandk]

Nope I am perfect.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

If they are classed as sins - there is absolutely no hope for me.........

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

. . . . . . . . . . . so he hope the scones for my missus and the Guinness for me would soften the blow.

I have sinned !!

The word scone rhymes with gone. It's only those canutes who think a muffin is a barm that would have it rhyming with bone! And the scones for yer missus, oakie. Come on, we know the Guiness AND the scones were for you. Mrs Oakie would never know the two bags had been delivered.

And have yer sinned? Any body who has had a stroll through Boggart Hole Clough always knew Winsford as Sinsford!

 

[TheRemainsOfTheDave]

Oh, and as for scon -v- scone; when you buy it, it’s a scone but when you’ve eaten it, it’s scon!!!

My missus asked me upon entering a bakery whether I would order a "scon" or "scone" and I can confirm the correct pronunciation is "eclair". Because "scons" are shite. Quite possibly the very last thing I would order in a bakery.

Now Guinness, that's pure nectar.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Scone, like stone and trombone.

No no, scone like gone and shone

 

[KS55]

I`m an atheist what else can I say ?

For an atheist, you do a good job of inheriting guilt for enjoying yourself. Puritanism has a lot to answer for. Go for it, enjoy.......and run round your garden 100 times to slough off the weight!

 

[remember arthur mann]

I`m an atheist what else can I say ?

If you are an atheist, can you be a sinner ?

 

[Deleted member 77198]

There’s no such thing as sin.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

No no, scone like gone and shone

You're so wrong PC. And if you say dinner instead of tea you're a ****; )

 

[Blue Mist]

I'm with the others who have posted on here, to sin you have to believe in god. You do not so you can't have sinned.

The other thing is why did you even tell your missus the scones were for her ? I would have simply said he had dropped off some beer and cakes for me and if she wants one, there is a roof and gutters that need cleaning.