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[Alan Harper's Tash]

We have been using the Asda shades toilet roll at 160 slices per roll but the Costco toilet roll has an extra 80 sheets for a similar price.
Its Costco all the way for me now when I’m wiping my hole.

I’ve Grouponed our bog rolls for about 10 years. 1-2 orders a year and they’re delivered to your door, cheaper.

 

[Bill Walker]

I’ve got a nurse who wipes my arse for me at the minute, it’s the future :-)

So that nursing degree was worthwhile!

 

[andyhinch]

So that nursing degree was worthwhile!

For the privilege of wiping my arse, definitely ;-)

 

[Bill Walker]

For the privilege of wiping my arse, definitely ;-)

Can't think of any possible better thing a nurse could hope to be doing with their day :)

 

[andyhinch]

Can't think of any possible better thing a nurse could hope to be doing with their day :)

The bed bath afterwards obviously :-)

 

[Bill Walker]

The bed bath afterwards obviously :-)

 

[Bill Walker]

Time for your bedbath Mr Hinch

 

[mat]

Which ABBA bird had the biggest knockers ?

Benny

 

[mat]

I miss the halcyon days of Cheeses of Nazareth and Corky's Landlady.

 

[andyhinch]

I miss the halcyon days of Cheeses of Nazareth and Corky's Landlady.

Their shit threads were far better.