sweynforkbeard said:
'Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells' started out as 'Mildly Unamused of Kent' but has worked himself into a frenzy over the years. Depending on the result of the General Election he may evolve into 'Well Fucked Off of Somewhere Too Close To France.'
I'm currently writing a letter to my MP regarding the blocking of an entirely fictitious 'mammoth mosque' which serves as both a normal place of worship and a breeding ground for genetically engineered and very angry, Mammoth Muslim terrorists.
Next I have to prepare to boycott an entirely fictitious fun park being opened by former glam superstar and favourite of dads everywhere, Gary Glitter Esq.
Of course, that's if the blacks haven't taken over and banned the use of pens before I finish!