TFC
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For his birthday, little Joey asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd love to get you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your Mum just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw little Joey heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Joey told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mum you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be fucked if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage and no fucking bike!"