friday morning headlines

Prestwich_Blue said:
Sun - "City Sheikh Hamburg!"

Guardian - "Despite Robinho's 7 goals and two goal line clearances against Hamburg, Mark Hughes is determined to sell the ineffectual Brazilian."

Mail - "As City beat Hamburg, we discover illegal immigrants with false papers serving refreshments at the stadium."

Express - "Hughes link to Diana death. Mystery Welshman seen coming out of tunnel in Fiat Punto."

MEN - "Ronaldo ready for Everton."
very good mate lol
 
CITY-SLIPPERS
City had their feet up at half-time in this one as hamburg found more than one bannana skin at Eastlands thanks to a Ched Evans hat-trick and a Javier Garrido free-kick made it 4-0 after 30mins. Hamburg rallied briefly in the 2nd half but failed to even test Shay Given but in the last 20mins Robinho showed why he is worth every penny of his British transfer record as he scored 2, 1 of which was a magical run from inside his own half and ended with him rounding the keeper and slotting it home. Final score City 6 Hamburg 0
 
Caretaker boss Vassell carried shoulder high into Mary D's.
Before yesterdays sudden and mysterious dissapearence of mark hughes and his backroom staff darius vassell was just another member of citys 370 strong playing staff.Today he is being compared to Mercer, Shankley, Clough, and George Poyser all rolled into 1.Trailing 3-0 at half time vassell gave the team talk of the century.A 5 minute hatrick by chud evans 2 from dunne,making his total 5 for the night and a last minute header by newcomer globber barti ensured city go into semi final.Vassells number 2 on the night danny mills said try and get me away from this club now.



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