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[sir baconface]

If I had a chauffeuse, I'd order her to warm her hands first.

 

[Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot]

Makes perfect sense to me. More Prem players should have chauffeurs. A years wages for one would be less than half your weekly wage. If you're driving a couple of hours to training every day, it's better to be stretched out in the back relaxing. It would cut down on the amount of players who get done for drinking and driving too.

I'd definitely have a chauffeur only because I'm a lazy **** and I can't drive! To be fair it's better than footballers pissing money on these super cars that are wasted in a country like this, how often would you get the full potential from a Ferrari or a Hummer over here? Plus at least the cash is going to drivers and I'd imagine some of the less shady footballers probably tip the drivers as well?

 

[aguero93:20]

Whoever it is, they've got more brains than Tevez.

 

[MadchesterCity]

 

[domalino]

Gotta be Sinclair doesn't it? Half the reason we couldn't sell him for 3 years was because he wanted to stay in Manchester to be with whatshername.

 

[jamesha]

Gotta be Sinclair doesn't it? Half the reason we couldn't sell him for 3 years was because he wanted to stay in Manchester to be with whatshername.

I thought that she left Corrie to go and live in Wales with him when he was at Swansea? - might be wrong though. Why would he an LHD though?

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

They all tend to have some obscure cars so no reason that a LHD means they have played in Europe. Might just be some rare import.
Also there are loads of footballers in Chesire that play all across the midlands / Merseyside / Lancashire clubs as well as Manchester. Could be anyone.

 

[Ell-ano]

Looks like Saido Berahino, got a 12 month driving ban and his mate who was driving for him has just signed for Cov, or so the Coventry telegraph says, so I would imagine him:
here's the story:
West Brom striker Saido Berahino was left stranded without his car on transfer deadline day, as the man employed to drive him around during a 12-month ban had borrowed it to sign for Coventry. Lateef Elford-Alliyu received a frantic call from his former Baggies team-mate when it looked like Berahino could move to Tottenham. (Coventry Telegraph)

 

[dickie davies]

Looks like Saido Berahino, got a 12 month driving ban and his mate who was driving for him has just signed for Cov, or so the Coventry telegraph says, so I would imagine him:
here's the story:
West Brom striker Saido Berahino was left stranded without his car on transfer deadline day, as the man employed to drive him around during a 12-month ban had borrowed it to sign for Coventry. Lateef Elford-Alliyu received a frantic call from his former Baggies team-mate when it looked like Berahino could move to Tottenham. (Coventry Telegraph)

No it's not
I found out who it was, but don't want to say just yet as my mate's application is still under consideration

 

[Ell-ano]

No it's not
I found out who it was, but don't want to say just yet as my mate's application is still under consideration

There's me thinking i'm the next Sherlock Holmes piecing it all together and you go and knock me down. Cheers mate... ;)