Fruit flies

[BlueMoonRisin’]

What kind of wierdo stores stuff behind a microwave?

Good question, weird ****.

 

[Barcon]

My microwave is attached to the wall so that bananas can't hide behind it.

 

[Sir peace frog]

My microwave is attached to the wall so that bananas can't hide behind it.

ssssh,dont tell anyone ,hide the bananas inside ;)

 

[Barcon]

ssssh,dont tell anyone ,hide the bananas inside ;)

I looked for you at the airport yesterday but I couldn't spot you amid the gazillion people at the departure security check.

 

[urban genie]

I looked for you at the airport yesterday but I couldn't spot you amid the gazillion people at the departure security check.

He was hiding behind the scanners, no fruit was present though

 

[Barcon]

He was hiding behind the scanners, no fruit was present though

You wouldn't be saying that if you had met my wife the other night.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

The flies will cease to be a nuisance if you throw the bananas out...

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

The flies will cease to be a nuisance if you throw the bananas out...

I have, in my compost bin. But I still have them and I'm almost out of fly spray.

 

[snorky]

Its not the bananas, it's a swede you have left rotting somewhere.

 

[Chippy_boy]

There's two sure fire ways to stop this annoyance.

1. Kill all the flies, or

2. Kill yourself.

As 1 has not worked, I recommend you try 2.