Full cavity searches...

[TheMightyQuinn]

On the way to and from work?

A good idea?

Could maybe stop Muslims with bombs sellotaped inside their anuses?

If you've nothing to hide, you've surely not got a reasonable or logical reason to oppose having another man's thick fingers roughly rummaging inside of your arsehole?

9/11 would/should have been stopped had full anal exams been carried out prior to take off?

Doubt this socialist government would approve but there you go, I'm thinking outside of the box on this one, vis a vis reaching a logical and reasoned conclusion that rectal fingering is the only humane way to combat terrorism, drugs, rave music and squirrels.

 

[kennycar]

I don't know of any problem that can not be solved by jamming ones fingers up someones anus.<br /><br />-- Tue Jul 16, 2013 6:40 pm --<br /><br />Come to think of it we've run out of ideas on finding Madeleine Mccann, perhaps it's worth a shot.

 

[BWTAC]

I positively insist on one everytime I travel from Manchester Airport, they are gentle, considerate and use high quality lube.

 

[Dogtanian]

I would pack loads next to my G spot.

 

[mackenzie]

Nobody, but nobody, is getting near my teeth!!

 

[talkativesprout]

don't know about you Quinn, but my cavity would not hide a rucksack size piece of explosive needed to create an inccident.

 

[blueunit]

I don't know of any problem that can not be solved by jamming ones fingers up someones anus.

-- Tue Jul 16, 2013 6:40 pm --

Come to think of it we've run out of ideas on finding Madeleine Mccann, perhaps it's worth a shot.

ooohhhhhhhhh, i just laughed so hard at that

 

[Timmmmahhhh]

Nobody, but nobody, is getting near my teeth!!

Your arsehole is that baggy you can get a hand far enough in to feel your teeth?

 

[Sparkys-Army]

I actually let people do this to me every fortnight, since i had a rash a couple of years ago, the pleasure was unreal and the tingling sensation was spiffing. I've signed up to a few of these meet and greet dating sites and arrange cavity searches with strangers.

Anyone want to experience, give me a bell.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

I sort of had one of these this morning when my finger went through the bog roll.