Funniest rag comment ever

[Dirty Harry]

Ban, my mate now lives in Cornwall and gets it often, funny thing is he was born at the M.R.I , grew up on Claremont Road and even had a Saturday job putting the kits out on a Saturday at Maine Road, I don't think you can get much 'Bluer' than that.

 

[Anonymous]

Ban, my mate now lives in Cornwall and gets it often, funny thing is he was born at the M.R.I , grew up on Claremont Road and even had a Saturday job putting the kits out on a Saturday at Maine Road, I don't think you can get much 'Bluer' than that.

we are so hated as well, i went with a mate whose a dirty rag and he was more popular with other fans than me!

although when we met some rags and he asked were they were from and the reply was somerset or somewhere south his face dropped.

but fuck me glory supporter? never ever thought id be called that, i just pissed myself in his face.

 

[Manchestercitychorlton]

Blue on a WUM? :

Yung reddevil4life Says:
July 16th, 2011 at 9:53 pm
All these Manc city fans saying city is Manchester club but man u play there 2. That is why we called MANCHESTER united.
We have history, loads of cups and fanbase all around the globe. City have only money, no history. They are cheaters!!!
Mancs are stupid!!!
[Reply]

 

[JGD6CTID]

my mate has a funny story. He's a blue he loves the club he loves football unfortunately cannot afford to get a season ticket so grabs games when he can if any of me or mates cant make it etc so anyway he is at his girl's dads place..... its monday 7th of march... he goes to watch blackpool chelsea with her dad downstairs on way her brother (they are big rag fans and try taking piss saying 'citeh' all time and 'massive') says "watching chelsea? a successful team had lucky goal i heard against wigan?!" my mate "ok a goals a goal lad and wasn't a good result yesterday for you was it?! messing the tittle race up!" her brother "why who played? Score?"

my mate just laughed as said big fan and walked off sits down with her dad he turns onto sky sports makes reference again to city not going to win anything soon my mate says ok just be careful you don't throw the tittle lead they have away after crap performance the day before his reply.. "Yeah why? who played? score?"


this was a game the rags lost at the scousers 3-1 a game any normal sky loving rag would of seen or heard about..... just goes to show they are a f*cking rare breed!!!

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

Blue on a WUM? :

Yung reddevil4life Says:
July 16th, 2011 at 9:53 pm
All these Manc city fans saying city is Manchester club but man u play there 2. That is why we called MANCHESTER united.
We have history, loads of cups and fanbase all around the globe. City have only money, no history. They are cheaters!!!
Mancs are stupid!!!
[Reply]

Must be a City WUM, he's posted another. :0

Yung reddevil4life Says:
July 17th, 2011 at 7:56 pm

I don’t support my local club they rubbish.
I dream one day I go to old trafford to see the red devils and sir Alex!!
City fans are stupid, red devils are better than city so why you not support them???

 

[Ethan23]

my mate has a funny story. He's a blue he loves the club he loves football unfortunately cannot afford to get a season ticket so grabs games when he can if any of me or mates cant make it etc so anyway he is at his girl's dads place..... its monday 7th of march... he goes to watch blackpool chelsea with her dad downstairs on way her brother (they are big rag fans and try taking piss saying 'citeh' all time and 'massive') says "watching chelsea? a successful team had lucky goal i heard against wigan?!" my mate "ok a goals a goal lad and wasn't a good result yesterday for you was it?! messing the tittle race up!" her brother "why who played? Score?"

my mate just laughed as said big fan and walked off sits down with her dad he turns onto sky sports makes reference again to city not going to win anything soon my mate says ok just be careful you don't throw the tittle lead they have away after crap performance the day before his reply.. "Yeah why? who played? score?"


this was a game the rags lost at the scousers 3-1 a game any normal sky loving rag would of seen or heard about..... just goes to show they are a f*cking rare breed!!!

i didnt really understand any of this

 

[Manchestercitychorlton]

Blue on a WUM? :

Yung reddevil4life Says:
July 16th, 2011 at 9:53 pm
All these Manc city fans saying city is Manchester club but man u play there 2. That is why we called MANCHESTER united.
We have history, loads of cups and fanbase all around the globe. City have only money, no history. They are cheaters!!!
Mancs are stupid!!!
[Reply]

Must be a City WUM, he's posted another. :0

Yung reddevil4life Says:
July 17th, 2011 at 7:56 pm

I don’t support my local club they rubbish.
I dream one day I go to old trafford to see the red devils and sir Alex!!
City fans are stupid, red devils are better than city so why you not support them???

Hahaha

 

[r.soleofsalford]

my mate has a funny story. He's a blue he loves the club he loves football unfortunately cannot afford to get a season ticket so grabs games when he can if any of me or mates cant make it etc so anyway he is at his girl's dads place..... its monday 7th of march... he goes to watch blackpool chelsea with her dad downstairs on way her brother (they are big rag fans and try taking piss saying 'citeh' all time and 'massive') says "watching chelsea? a successful team had lucky goal i heard against wigan?!" my mate "ok a goals a goal lad and wasn't a good result yesterday for you was it?! messing the tittle race up!" her brother "why who played? Score?"

my mate just laughed as said big fan and walked off sits down with her dad he turns onto sky sports makes reference again to city not going to win anything soon my mate says ok just be careful you don't throw the tittle lead they have away after crap performance the day before his reply.. "Yeah why? who played? score?"


this was a game the rags lost at the scousers 3-1 a game any normal sky loving rag would of seen or heard about..... just goes to show they are a f*cking rare breed!!!

besides you shagged their sister.

 

[Ovo]

my mate has a funny story. He's a blue he loves the club he loves football unfortunately cannot afford to get a season ticket so grabs games when he can if any of me or mates cant make it etc so anyway he is at his girl's dads place..... its monday 7th of march... he goes to watch blackpool chelsea with her dad downstairs on way her brother (they are big rag fans and try taking piss saying 'citeh' all time and 'massive') says "watching chelsea? a successful team had lucky goal i heard against wigan?!" my mate "ok a goals a goal lad and wasn't a good result yesterday for you was it?! messing the tittle race up!" her brother "why who played? Score?"

my mate just laughed as said big fan and walked off sits down with her dad he turns onto sky sports makes reference again to city not going to win anything soon my mate says ok just be careful you don't throw the tittle lead they have away after crap performance the day before his reply.. "Yeah why? who played? score?"


this was a game the rags lost at the scousers 3-1 a game any normal sky loving rag would of seen or heard about..... just goes to show they are a f*cking rare breed!!!

i didnt really understand any of this

Thank fuck for that. I didn't either and just thought I was being a bit slow.

 

[Barcon]

my mate has a funny story. He's a blue he loves the club he loves football unfortunately cannot afford to get a season ticket so grabs games when he can if any of me or mates cant make it etc so anyway he is at his girl's dads place..... its monday 7th of march... he goes to watch blackpool chelsea with her dad downstairs on way her brother (they are big rag fans and try taking piss saying 'citeh' all time and 'massive') says "watching chelsea? a successful team had lucky goal i heard against wigan?!" my mate "ok a goals a goal lad and wasn't a good result yesterday for you was it?! messing the tittle race up!" her brother "why who played? Score?"

my mate just laughed as said big fan and walked off sits down with her dad he turns onto sky sports makes reference again to city not going to win anything soon my mate says ok just be careful you don't throw the tittle lead they have away after crap performance the day before his reply.. "Yeah why? who played? score?"


this was a game the rags lost at the scousers 3-1 a game any normal sky loving rag would of seen or heard about..... just goes to show they are a f*cking rare breed!!!

Eh?