Funny newspaper Headlines

[bluereddish]

Headline referred to a drugs raid

CRACK FOUND IN MAN'S BUTTOCKS

 

[The Ox]

My favourite was in The Sale & Altrincham Messenger :-
"Fish, Chips and E's !" about a drug raid at a chippy on the Broomwood a few years back.

 

[Clevers]

Man City fall to defeat in the US
18/07/2009 - 17:13:46

Orlando Pirates 2 Manchester City 0

 

[DaveH]

Man City fall to defeat in the US
18/07/2009 - 17:13:46

Orlando Pirates 2 Manchester City 0

Its the City curse
No one is immune :)

 

[NPBlue]

Passengers Hit by Cancelled Trains.

 

[Frank the Yank]

All from the NEW YORK POST:

1) HEADLESS BODY FOUND IN TOPLESS BAR

2) A "pet' monkey whent on a rampage and literally ripped an innocent woman's face off: FURIOUS GEORGE

3) When David carradine died: HUNG FU