funny surnames

[nelsons willie]

I knew a girl whose surname was plonka. i think her parents were polish.

 

[surrounded by idiots]

I was once treated by a Doctor in Southend called Frank Stein

 

[BimboBob]

I knew a bloke called Wayne Kerr.

 

[EastStandLower]

Helen Bach went to school with by brother

 

[Bluechipblue]

Know of a genuine Mr Wayne Carr, and an Anil Mistry.

Went to school with a lad called Phil Myers, one older teacher always pronounced it Mayaaars and earned himself a reputation as a creepy old fella.

We had a tanker driver at work called Wayne Kerr. Also the managers niece was called Jenny Taylor. As already mentioned, how could somebody saddle their child with a name that would cause them embarrassment for the rest of their days. Although in the girls case, get married as soon as possible.

 

[George Hannah]

I used to have a dentist called Mr Pong.

there was one in Bramhall called Mr. Blood

 

[Targetblue]

I had a job in Crumpsall where I met 2 Scots called Ben Doon and Phil McCkracken.

They were all over each other.

And that's a lie :)

 

[peoffrey]

An English teacher called Ms Storey.

 

[roaminblue]

Theres a chap in derbyshire who owns his own business, his name?: Mike Hunt.

And that 100% true. His van says "Michael", however I am almost certain it used to say Mike, although that will be quite a few moons ago.

Ironically, his company was a carpet business

 

[Paladin]

A friend of mine said a girl in his school was called Ophelia Bottom.

There used to be an optician in Urmston called R. Sandler.