Funny things at a City game / City fans have done

[plattlaneregular]

To my utmost despair I can't remember the exact game but we persuaded my great friend (and best goalkeeper in the Blackley Amateur League) to do a streak from the North Stand and unbelievably he ran up to Jamie Pollock, kicked the ball from the goal kick, rubbed his bollocks and said 'Jamie Bollocks' and was subsequently arrested.

Still can't believe it to this day and, unbelievably, a picture of his arse was in the official city mag.

 

[Maccblue]

the guy who sits behind me at eastlands, he seems to have an insult for every player in the premier league :') and a few months ago, a guy with "barry 60" on the back of his shirt, the only guy stood up in 105, bit tipsy, screaming city songs, the stewards moved him to a seat further back and he stood up and started singing again, he got taken away... i still dont know what happend to barry, and i still dont know if that was even his name tbh ;)

I,m in 105 think I know the bloke you mean, remember Barry. was it Scunthorpe?

 

[ell]

Spurs at home a few seasons ago when everybody was cheering for 10mins after they missed a chance they thought they scored!

Everybody would calm down, then 110 would start cheering then the southstand again and again haha

 

[Da_Blu_Moona]

Spurs at home a few seasons ago when everybody was cheering for 10mins after they missed a chance they thought they scored!

Everybody would calm down, then 110 would start cheering then the southstand again and again haha

hahaha yeah class, when nedum scored that bullet header for us to win it right. and keane got taken off and threw a right strop!

 

[Ticket For Schalke]

Fuck me there's loads. Bloke with a huge E.T head on the fence at Stokes Victoria ground. The lads who pushed the portaloo over at Lokeren with somebody inside. City fans berating a horrible little tranny/Benny Hill type deviant in the square just off the Reeperbaun (and him buzzing off it!). Looking at the faces of those Blackburn dicks when we took over their ground... etc etc.

do you mean this tranny??

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?p...ideo/video.php?v=1131536722681&subj=504816036

 

[waterloo blue]

Remembered another,went to Forest away early eighties.
One of the lads maybe Tony Garlick, was skint,so we had a whip round on condition he stripped off and ordered a pint in the first pub we stopped at.
He reluctantly did so as he was potless and walked into this pub with his clothes under his arm, ordered a pint. The landlord said he'd serve him but not that drunken rabble behind you, which was forty odd blues off Wood's coaches.

 

[Gosford Blue]

About five or six City fans trying to push a fellow blue who was lets say very big and wide at West Brom through the turnstiles because he was having a great deal of difficulty getting through and we didn't succeed. He became stuck and he had to pushed back by the officials on the other side. All the blues around that turnstile were doubled up laughing.

 

[m27]

To my utmost despair I can't remember the exact game but we persuaded my great friend (and best goalkeeper in the Blackley Amateur League) to do a streak from the North Stand and unbelievably he ran up to Jamie Pollock, kicked the ball from the goal kick, rubbed his bollocks and said 'Jamie Bollocks' and was subsequently arrested.

Still can't believe it to this day and, unbelievably, a picture of his arse was in the official city mag.

I remember that clear as day. Totally stark bollock naked apart from his boots! Best bit was I turned round to his mates (of which you were obviously one) only to see one of them with a neatly folded up pile of clothes going, "Errr, can you give these to me mate please officer?" I used to fucking love the North Stand, it was only the banter in there and Kinkladze that kept me sane between 1995-99.

 

[Stiss]

I always remember back in the day at Maine Roads against Leeds. The time they had all the talent like Kewell and co. I think it may have been a cup game.

Leeds hammered us, I can't remember the exact score but it was around 5-1 and I think it was televised, or it may have been just for MoTD. Pardon me if I have got that completely wrong, I was around 9 at the time.

All I remember was being in the Kippax on the lower tier close to the goal. Leeds were dominating and had around 5 corners in as many minutes. Some guy right at the front turns around and yells "next time Leeds get a corner, me arse is goin on tele".

Low and behold, Leeds do get a corner and I think Kewell came up to take it. This City fan jumps up. stands on the concrete bollard (if thats what you want to call it) which separated the pitch from the stand and pulled his pants down and mooned Kewell as he was walking up to get the ball.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Told this one before but never get tired of it. In the North Stand in the last 70's/early 80's, late autumn and we were playing someone like Everton. It was a really dull game and a really dull day. There was nothing happening on the pitch and no atmosphere in the ground. Then it started getting misty and the kid behind us says to his dad "Dad, dad, it's getting foggy".

Quick as a flash, his dad replied in a loud voice "Yes son. It's so God doesn't have to watch this bleedin' rubbish". Whole of P Block collapses laughing.