Gabriel Jesus - 2016/17 Performances - Palmeiras win the league title

[Neville Kneville]

Fuck me sergio, sterling, nolito in top form with kelechi, sane, jesus, roberts and moreno breathing down their necks. We are going to break records lads and lassies.

And the academy.

Pep's landed on his feet with this job, the stuffy ****.

 

[Chi-town blues]

He's like zabaleta but fast and skillful

Nailed

 

[Chi-town blues]

Jesus is a human cannon ball.

 

[Neville Kneville]

So now we have to wait til after Christmas to see Jesus ?

 

[SebastianBlue]

So now we have to wait til after Christmas to see Jesus ?

Maybe Easter.

 

[Esteban de la Sexface]

Yea but other than that what did Jesus ever do for us ;-)

I dunno but I could do with him turning water into wine. There isn't a drop of liquor in the house and I have an awful thirst

 

[Esteban de la Sexface]

So now we have to wait til after Christmas to see Jesus ?

We're gonna get some awful puns in the tabloids.

How long before Jesus resurrects City in come from behind win

 

[balotelli's back pocket]

And the academy.

Pep's landed on his feet with this job, the stuffy ****.

We've rode our fucking luck at times tbf. Just glad things are all good right now.

 

[Heisenberg's Blue Sky]

How did our boy do? Just switched over from Ragtch of the day

 

[Neville Kneville]

We're gonna get some awful puns in the tabloids.

How long before Jesus resurrects City in come from behind win

Don't know if you were around in the 'old days' but there were geezers outside football grounds with banners such as 'Jesus Saves' which led to typical Cup final flags such as 'Neil Young puts in the rebounds' or similar for each club/favourite player.

Cliche heaven.

And my battery is now gone.