Gabriel Jesus

[IanBishopsHaircut]

I thought he was a genuine ITK on this at first but as time passed I realised he's just a voyeur who wants to show everybody his cock.
Quite unsettling really, you'd think there would be more appropriate websites for that kind of shit.

Bluemoon is the new Tinder..Ric is exploring new avenues

 

[Shaelumstash]

Haha very true

In all honesty though this one is done...no cock offered

With one hand giveth, with the other hand taketh away.

 

[Deleted member 13905]

No flappers does not fit.

All rags are ----ers.

Flappers has one letter too many.

is it "cunters"?

 

[JosMCFC]

Haha very true

In all honesty though this one is done...no cock offered

We're we at with stones mate ,this week ?

 

[Tugay One Cup]

No people get shot down for not reading the thread and just coming on here and posting old news that's already been explained. Posting old news like its new news is what's confusing people and sending people into unnecessary meltdown mode. This isn't towards you but if you can't read through the thread before posting, maybe relax on posting news from Twitter.

No, you're spot on. I'm not even taking the piss, I was genuinely confused.

 

[IanBishopsHaircut]

We're we at with stones mate ,this week ?

Stones is all about Everton...He's been sewn up for weeks contract wise

 

[Nightmare Walking]

is it "cunters"?

I have heard only a naked Rachel Riley can confirm the correct answer.

 

[Deleted member 13905]

I thought he was a genuine ITK on this at first but as time passed I realised he's just a voyeur who wants to show everybody his cock.
Quite unsettling really, you'd think there would be more appropriate websites for that kind of shit.

the funny pictures thread was quite revealing last night.

 

[Chi-town blues]

I was expecting this deal done by now. We can't sign other targets until we sell few but this one was suppose to go on loan right away.

 

[Akiva]

I was expecting this deal done by now. We can't sign other targets until we sell few but this one was suppose to go on loan right away.

You haven't been paying attention then.

It is done deal, he's staying with his club until December as part of the agreement, then he comes to City. Announcement likely in January.

 

[Chi-town blues]

You haven't been paying attention then.

It is done deal, he's staying with his club until December as part of the agreement, then he comes to City. Announcement likely in January.



Not this again.

So it's still not done deal yet?

 

[Akiva]

So it's still not done deal yet?

It is.

Christ.

I will be fucking fuming if they manage to scupper this deal, surely Txiki can't bottle this one after being in poll position for so long?

Not sure what to make of these rumours anymore.

See, this is why people need to stop coming in here and posting the same scaremongering tweets based off a rumour from UOL, a source so unknown by most they don't realise it's the biggest peddler of bullshit about South American players you can find.

Exhibit A: Neymar to PSG for double the wages, confirmed [UOL]

 

[IanBishopsHaircut]

Christ.

I will be fucking fuming if they manage to scupper this deal, surely Txiki can't bottle this one after being in poll position for so long?

Not sure what to make of these rumours anymore.

The media and agents playing fans like a fiddle and everyone jumps onto every comment

Welcome to the world of social media

The narrative stays the same..it's only constantly changing so the websites/articles gets hits..21 century living I'm afraid

 

[FantasyIreland]

Once again,please stop posting random,attention seeking tweets in the player threads,they serve no useful purpose.

Cheers.

 

[MillionDollarDream]

It's not even the agents, it's just the media. That United story is close to a week old now just when one popular United account gets a hold of it it spreads again.

Palmerias' manager confirmed the Pep call, there's been nothing legit about this United business. And nobody is asking the question, why have a special release clause that's been widely reported if you're just going to bid like the rest? Wouldn't you just activate your special release clause and then get a similar phone call to agree to everything else?

 

[citizens_1976]

You haven't been paying attention then.

It is done deal, he's staying with his club until December as part of the agreement, then he comes to City. Announcement likely in January.

I don't understand if you have agreed to sign a player, why wouldn't it be announced once the contract is signed?

I hope to God its a done deal, but I won't believe anything until he's holding up the blue shirt on the clubs website.

 

[IanBishopsHaircut]

I don't understand if you have agreed to sign a player, why wouldn't it be announced once the contract is signed?

I hope to God its a done deal, but I won't believe anything until he's holding up the blue shirt on the clubs website.

Your name's familiar...have you not been wumming on other threads recently?

If not...apologies

 

[citizens_1976]

Your name's familiar...have you not been wumming on other threads recently?

If not...apologies

I'm just asking the question, how do you know it is 100% done? Do you have sources, contacts?

It just doesn't make sense to announce the deal in jan, I havent seen any transfers work like that. The club announce the player is signing and that he will be with us in January, that would make perfect sense to me.

 

[Higor Douglas]

As you know, I live in Brazil. UOL is not a reliable source here.

Globoesporte.com is the only 100% reliable

 

[Akiva]

I don't understand if you have agreed to sign a player, why wouldn't it be announced once the contract is signed?

Because he wants to remain a Palmerias player until December, which was his condition for signing.

It just doesn't make sense to announce the deal in jan, I havent seen any transfers work like that. The club announce the player is signing and that he will be with us in January, that would make perfect sense to me.

This just in, it doesn't need to make sense for you to be true.