Gabriel Jesus

[MCFC1993]

Seems to be enjoying himself here in Manchester, hopefully that means he's settling in well.

 

[Hungarian blue]

dont start with that dab bollock like them two twats lingard and pobga from old trafford or you`ll be on the next plane home

Shocking behavior indeed. Needs to step up his game very soon or this ends badly.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Shocking behavior indeed. Needs to step up his game very soon or this ends badly.

he`ll be on the slippery slope to shagging his brothers wife next

 

[WNRH]

Anyone else wince when he nearly slipped. That would be the ultimate "Typical City" moment.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Anyone else wince when he nearly slipped. That would be the ultimate "Typical City" moment.

no chance of slipping, that lad can walk on water.


allegedly

 

[Metalartin]

Dabs are ok if you are only doing them to take the piss out of people who dab to be cool. He seems to have a good attitude, smiling joking, making the best of things really good signs so far. Having said that I realise he wont be silly enough to moan and complain on social media about his experiences so far but it seems like he's genuinely making the best of it.

 

[schfc6]

Heard on the grapevine tonight that he, Sane & Gundogan have all bought property in the same building as Pep.

Brave lads if I were 20, I wouldn't want to live near my boss.

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

Can someone ring the club pretending to be sheikh Mansour and ask what the fuck Is going on!

 

[kunaguero10]

Heard on the grapevine tonight that he, Sane & Gundogan have all bought property in the same building as Pep.

Brave lads if I were 20, I wouldn't want to live near my boss.

I doubt they bought anything, considering Pep only rents himself

 

[Tricky_Trev]

Doesn't seem to mind cold and wet too much. Just the wind and Stoke now and then his adaptation is complete.