Gabriel Jesus

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

He said today that he will arrive in Manchester on 1 January...

Straight in against Burnley then!

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Has anyone asked his step father if he can play in goal?

I dont think Pep will ask, Jesus`s father called Joe of Arimathea, Pep doesnt like Joe`s

 

[Tanzeylee]

Has anyone asked his step father if he can play in goal?

I wouldn't be surprised if he can the lad can do anything, I bet he could walk on water if he tried

 

[purplenose]

I wouldn't be surprised if he can the lad can do anything, I bet he could walk on water if he tried

He needs a bollocking about the plague of locusts that he inflicted on the city thats spread across the globe.

 

[Tanzeylee]

He needs a bollocking about the plague of locusts that he inflicted on the city thats spread across the globe.

Im testament to fiery Gail but she was old

 

[sir baconface]

I've said it before but I really don't think we should expect miracles first season. Look how our other recent signings have fared and then consider that this lad has the biggest adjustment of all to make.

 

[Chi-town blues]

I've said it before but I really don't think we should expect miracles first season. Look how our other recent signings have fared and then consider that this lad has the biggest adjustment of all to make.

Wait ! Don't expect miracles from Jesus ?

 

[sir baconface]

Wait ! Don't expect miracles from Jesus ?

Ah, you saw what I did.

 

[Chi-town blues]

Ah, you saw what I did.

;)
Amen

 

[Metalartin]

Seems to be the City way these days alot of us get giddy too easy with predictions and expect results immediately on big changes: Pep dominating the league, freshening up an ageing team, bringing youth players through from the academy, Sane making good on all that potential at just 19 in a new league and country... Jesus world best striker in his first season in a new continent, league, culture all at 19 years old. How have we become so impatient in such a short space of time?

Think of that Guinness advert when he arrives please.

 

[citytill1die84]

Can't see him playing till at least Feb. Boy needs a break, a summer with Pep and he'll be ready for next year.

 

[@BluePhil8]

No pressure on the lad but if he doesn't single handedly block every opposing shot of the line, regiment our shit defence and link the midfield to attack, all the while scoring 40 goals from January to May he will be seen as a colossal failure.

 

[lastmanback]

Jesus saves!

 

[aguero93:20]

No pressure on the lad but if he doesn't single handedly block every opposing shot of the line, regiment our shit defence and link the midfield to attack, sort out the catering, get them to change the home shirt, hand out the lotto numbers all the while scoring 40 goals from January 1st to halftime he will be seen as a colossal failure.

 

[mcfc1632]

My prediction is that if he does not single handedly win us the league you will hear all about who's fault it is from the experts on the Txiki thread

 

[Tanzeylee]

Seems to be the City way these days alot of us get giddy too easy with predictions and expect results immediately on big changes: Pep dominating the league, freshening up an ageing team, bringing youth players through from the academy, Sane making good on all that potential at just 19 in a new league and country... Jesus world best striker in his first season in a new continent, league, culture all at 19 years old. How have we become so impatient in such a short space of time?

Think of that Guinness advert when he arrives please.

So he's gonna be a record breaker then

 

[TonyM]

Does he even exist?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Does he even exist?

That is a matter of significant theological debate!

 

[its a Barm]

Does he even exist?

Have you never been to church.
God's own son, playing for God's own team.

 

[MarsLlama]

4 or 5 goals this season would be nice though.