Gareth Southgate

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Sorry couldn’t see a thread. Latest squad shows 13 defenders and 6 midfield players? What an unimaginative waistcoat wanker he is
 
Forwards: Tammy Abraham (Chelsea), Dominic Calvert-Lewin (Everton), Harry Kane (Tottenham), Marcus Rashford (Manchester United), Jadon Sancho (Borussia Dortmund), Raheem Sterling (Manchester City)
 
Wanker who has one rule for one and another rule for another.

Tactically inept and got to the World Cup semi final because of a kind draw and a clamp down on man handling from corners leading to Harry Kane winning the Golden Boot because he was the penalty taker.

Had John Stones been England’s penalty taker and assuming he’d scored them all, he’d have won the Golden Boot.

If Chris Smalling and Jamie Carragher had been England centre back partnership in that World Cup, we’d have gone out in the group stage.
 
You're going to upset BlueHammer!

Same ol stuff every time and to every England manager

‘just a FA yes man’
‘Only picks United/Liverpool players’
‘Why isn’t (....) picked ?!, outrageous!’
‘We only beat (...) because of luck’
‘We only got to the (...)because of luck’
 
'Gareth Southgate has admitted the furore over Phil Foden and Mason Greenwood led him to play conservatively in the 0-0 draw with Denmark on Tuesday because he feared he could not afford a defeat in the wake of the incident involving the pair.'

Tells you all you need to know about the boring tw*t
 
Forwards: Tammy Abraham (Chelsea), Dominic Calvert-Lewin (Everton), Harry Kane (Tottenham), Marcus Rashford (Manchester United), Jadon Sancho (Borussia Dortmund), Raheem Sterling (Manchester City)

Same ol stuff every time and to every England manager

‘just a FA yes man’
‘Only picks United/Liverpool players’
‘Why isn’t (....) picked ?!, outrageous!’
‘We only beat (...) because of luck’
‘We only got to the (...)because of luck’
BH riding to the rescue on his white charger.....

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Good lord , just seen a tv advert for our local theatre, its showing a player about Southgate as England manager.
It was boring enough watching England play under him, I bet the play is a riot. zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Is that a player about Southgate or a play about Southgate? One sounds awful but one sounds absolutely fucking dreadful…
 
Good lord , just seen a tv advert for our local theatre, its showing a player about Southgate as England manager.
It was boring enough watching England play under him, I bet the play is a riot. zzzzzzzzzzzzz

Do you mean Dear England?

I saw it a couple of years ago- actually really good. IIRC it

Takes the piss out of Teresa May and Lineker quite a lot and the guy who played Kane was uncanny.
 
Southgate reminds me a bit of Starmer. Promoted beyond his ability but somehow muddled his way through and landed on his feet .
 
Good lord , just seen a tv advert for our local theatre, its showing a player about Southgate as England manager.
It was boring enough watching England play under him, I bet the play is a riot. zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Saw it at the Lowry last year. Was really well put together.
 

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