Garth Crooks' Team of the Week

[Vienna_70]

He probably only watched five minutes highligths of the Fulham game - stealing a living!

This season, there really is no excuse for not watching all of the games, as they’re all - with the occasional exception - played at different times.

 

[Blue Til Death]

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Shocking , shocking how did he get a OBE !

Because he’s an Obese Bloated Elephant

and a **** for good measure

 

[lefty goldblatt]

"I have nothing to declare except my pomposity and 3 stone of excess baggage."

There is only one thing in life worse than being typed about, and that is not being typed about

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Penandez penalty has secured his place

 

[nyCITY]

Just looked up Crooks on wiki and it said this:

 

[FantasyIreland]

Physically repulsive,seeing the sack of shite genuinely puts me off food.

As a pundit,hes a ****.

 

[Gray]

Take a look at the buffoons ramblings this morning, we are being allowed to stroll through games because our opponents don’t have fans to gee them up? He is a complete tosser.

 

[jamesha]

Ruben Dias: I don't think I've ever seen a game quite like it. A match played practically at walking pace at times and where the champions-elect were just allowed to coast by Arsenal.

There was even a moment when Ederson appeared so bored he totally unnecessarily volleyed a back pass off his goal-line straight back to the opposition for the fun of it.

This surely can't go on. There was no attempt by Arsenal to mix it and play a game that would make nice ball-players feel uncomfortable, put them under pressure or even harass them. At this rate Ruben Dias will play the game until he's 47.

The Portugal international is about to win the Premier League title without so much as a scratch and that can't be right. Is somebody going to make it uncomfortable for City? What is the English game coming to?

This is what the swivel eyed loon wrote about Dias against Arsenal. He surely missed Luiz's shithouse shoulder barge which left Dias winded on the ground. Completely gormless pillock.

 

[jim tolmies perm]

Just looked up Crooks on wiki and it said this:

Without doubt the most accurate piece of information on wiki

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

This is what the swivel eyed loon wrote about Dias against Arsenal. He surely missed Luiz's shithouse shoulder barge which left Dias winded on the ground. Completely gormless pillock.

And has a go at Ederson for "unnecessarily volleying a back pass...."
What else should he have done? Caught it and given away a free kick?