Garth Crooks' Team of the Week

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Typo.

Application allowed with indemnity costs.

I've already folded the company.

 

[Chris in London]

I've already folded the company.

You have liquid funds

Or funds for liquid, I'm never quite sure which

 

[casserole of nonsense]

Another added: "Garth Crooks has had a mare."

A mare on toast with cheese, mayonnaise and chips methinks.

 

[blueyorkie]

Sterling scored. That appears to be his sole criterion for picking a player.

Is it acceptable to call Crooks a fecking Bell End? Or should I just think he’s a fecking Bell End

 

[I'm With Stupid]

He was hesitant to put Pickford in his totw because he injured Van Dijk 4 months ago. Gets paid over 300k a year.

For what? As far as I can work out, he does one programme a week, and as his column shows, he clearly does fuck all research for his punditry during the rest of the week.

 

[BlueTG]

Probably mentioned prior, but he used both Dias and Sterling’s inclusion to talk about the disgrace of our title charge so far.

Just like every time he includes Foden before telling us he’s not good enough and is carried by others.

The fucking weirdo.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Probably mentioned prior, but he used both Dias and Sterling’s inclusion to talk about the disgrace of our title charge so far.

Just like every time he includes Foden before telling us he’s not good enough and is carried by others.

The fucking weirdo.

He is a fat embarrassing weirdo ****.

 

[BlueTG]

He is a fat embarrassing weirdo ****.

I’ve know I’ve told you before, but you have such a way with words.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I’ve know I’ve told you before, but you have such a way with words.

Will you tell @Chris in London that please.

 

[Chris in London]

Will you tell @Chris in London that please.

You certainly do.

Like , right now you would be able to say something witty.