Garth Crooks' Team of the Week

I would suggest the doughnut handler should be the goalie in the TOTW. No other keeper handled the ball as much as him over the weekend.
 
Despite getting dominated at home to Fulham for the majority of the match before a late comeback against 9 men, Garth's selected 2 rags this week. Meanwhile, only 1 City player in it following a 6-0 dribbling. The guy is hilarious!
Bent bastard who reffed their game should have been 1st on the team sheet.
 
Despite getting dominated at home to Fulham for the majority of the match before a late comeback against 9 men, Garth's selected 2 rags this week. Meanwhile, only 1 City player in it following a 6-0 dribbling. The guy is hilarious!
Called Mitrovic a disgrace but puts Rat Face in his team, who did the same thing v Dippers. Rags were outplayed so laughable any player made the team but he sums up the total farce of the license fee when he and others is this bloated company picks up a salary for crap like this
 
Despite getting dominated at home to Fulham for the majority of the match before a late comeback against 9 men, Garth's selected 2 rags this week. Meanwhile, only 1 City player in it following a 6-0 dribbling. The guy is hilarious!
Left out De Bruyne and Foden despite them being the two best players on the pitch.
 
Despite getting dominated at home to Fulham for the majority of the match before a late comeback against 9 men, Garth's selected 2 rags this week. Meanwhile, only 1 City player in it following a 6-0 dribbling. The guy is hilarious!

How on earth did KDB not make that team of the week ? come to think about it also Alvarez
 
Despite getting dominated at home to Fulham for the majority of the match before a late comeback against 9 men, Garth's selected 2 rags this week. Meanwhile, only 1 City player in it following a 6-0 dribbling. The guy is hilarious!
He included the Rodent because he scored a penalty and…….. scored an emphatic goal.
It was in the 96th minute against 9 man Fulham ffs. He also cites he has learned a lot after Liverpool.
He also picks Gimli at CB because he didn’t lose his nerve.
So in summary he selects two players for avoiding negative traits.
Toad is an absolute hot air balloon.
 
Bent bastard who reffed their game should have been 1st on the team sheet.
He has a short fuse that ref! I remember him and VAR disallowing a perfectly good EFC goal and then sending Ancelotti off after the game 'cos he had the temerity to approach him to enquire the reason why! The red card was out before Carlo had opened his mouth. Kavanagh the Kunt! The whistling wankers' whistling wanker!
 
He included the Rodent because he scored a penalty and…….. scored an emphatic goal.
It was in the 96th minute against 9 man Fulham ffs. He also cites he has learned a lot after Liverpool.
He also picks Gimli at CB because he didn’t lose his nerve.
So in summary he selects two players for avoiding negative traits.
Toad is an absolute hot air balloon.

How on earth did you know that ? :-)

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