Gary Neville learning new things

[I'm With Stupid]

We all remember Gary Neville discovering what a holiday is for the first time...



So I was wondering what else do you think he's discovered recently, and what did he call it?

Eating out (in a restaurant - drag your mind out of the gutter) > outside dinners

 

[Bill Walker]

Can't stand him or Carragher.
How they are even employed by Sky is a fucking mystery to me.
They both have ultra annoying voices, have never managed a team successfully. Just ex players. Yet they criticize top managers and point out where they are going wrong. It's a fucking joke.
Neville is a massive hypocrite going to Qatar for a bag of money. After his virtur signaling. Socialist my arse.
Carragher should've been sacked immediately after his disgusting act of gobbing on that girl.
Absolute gobshites the pair of them.
If they appear on my screen it goes off.

 

[mexico1970]

One of the new things he needs to discover is that his mouth isn't his arse and he should stop talking shit all the time.

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

Can't stand him or Carragher.
How they are even employed by Sky is a fucking mystery to me.
They both have ultra annoying voices, have never managed a team successfully. Just ex players. Yet they criticize top managers and point out where they are going wrong. It's a fucking joke.
Neville is a massive hypocrite going to Qatar for a bag of money. After his virtur signaling. Socialist my arse.
Carragher should've been sacked immediately after his disgusting act of gobbing on that girl.
Absolute gobshites the pair of them.
If they appear on my screen it goes off.

Yep .
I can't remember the last time I heard either speak as I don't watch anything on skysports

And camel face is the same on bt

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

My guess is that much of the analysis comes from people behind the scenes. E.g. Stats nerds and people who don't have the soft skills to make it as actual football managers.

Spitty and four-fullbacks are just the sports equivalent of those celebrity fat loss dvds. Reputable" and well known faces being the front for someone else's work, for marketing purposes.

 

[Jam Tomorrow]

Can't stand him or Carragher.
How they are even employed by Sky is a fucking mystery to me.
They both have ultra annoying voices, have never managed a team successfully. Just ex players. Yet they criticize top managers and point out where they are going wrong. It's a fucking joke.
Neville is a massive hypocrite going to Qatar for a bag of money. After his virtur signaling. Socialist my arse.
Carragher should've been sacked immediately after his disgusting act of gobbing on that girl.
Absolute gobshites the pair of them.
If they appear on my screen it goes off.

The volume goes off whenever either of those two wankers are on commentary, also bang the off button when either of their hideous mugs appear on screen. fucking pond life

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Can't stand him or Carragher.
How they are even employed by Sky is a fucking mystery to me.
They both have ultra annoying voices, have never managed a team successfully. Just ex players. Yet they criticize top managers and point out where they are going wrong. It's a fucking joke.
Neville is a massive hypocrite going to Qatar for a bag of money. After his virtur signaling. Socialist my arse.
Carragher should've been sacked immediately after his disgusting act of gobbing on that girl.
Absolute gobshites the pair of them.
If they appear on my screen it goes off.

I’m not sure Neville has ever pretended to be a socialist.

He, like most people, despise this current form of government and anyone who does that and thinks Labour should get in are branded socialists immediately, despite no evidence to support such claims.


On another note, Neville’s pensions must be quite complex as he retires every 6 weeks or so.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

My guess is that much of the analysis comes from people behind the scenes. E.g. Stats nerds and people who don't have the soft skills to make it as actual football managers.

Spitty and four-fullbacks are just the sports equivalent of those celebrity fat loss dvds. Reputable" and well known faces being the front for someone else's work, for marketing purposes.

I never listen to any of them. I mean one came out with the nugget in our game about how clever the attacker was in getting himself between the ball and the defender. Really? Wow, stop the press, that’s news to me.

Too many of them on each game, do we really need 3 pundits at pitch side?

And don’t get me started on Spitty Boy mangling the English language in every sentence.

 

[M16 citeh]

We all remember Gary Neville discovering what a holiday is for the first time...



So I was wondering what else do you think he's discovered recently, and what did he call it?

Eating out (in a restaurant - drag your mind out of the gutter) > outside dinners

The guy is such a fucking Muppet. He's literally as parody of himself. The guys bought his own hype! Happens to all people when they land in the big £££! Especially he made his doe from the esteemed talent of talking about the ball you used to kick around!

Edit - are we sure that his mini retirement in Spain wasn't his stint as Valencia manager?

 

[Blue Mist]

Well I am disappointed. Not one of you has done what the OP asked, instead you've all gone on a rant about Neville (and others)
Well I'm here for you @I'm With Stupid
If only I could think of that Neville might have recently discovered I'd list it.



But I can't.