Gary Neville Phone Call

I wish they had a recording of his phone call to the police.

'This is the police'
'Gary Neville here'
'Who the fuck is Gary Neville?'
'You know, United and England defender'
'Oh right, what's the problem'
'My phone keeps ringing'
'And...?'
'And I don't fucking like it'
'Is the phone broken? If so that isn't a matter for us'
'No, people in Bristol keep ringing me'
'That's nice'
'No it's not, they say some guy called Tony Adams gave them my number. Who the fuck is Tony Adams?'
'Wow, Tony Adams, he's a legend!'
'But he passed my number to some kids'
'Meh, fuck off wasting our time you prick. Grow a proper 'tache you fucking inbred ****' *Slams down phone* 'God i hate the Rat Faced Rag Twat!'
 
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