Geordie Shore/Love Island - Anyone Watch It?

[Phil1]

From 7pm until 11pm my missus will sit and watch an assorted bunch of steaming shite. First couple of hours the soaps then the next couple reality shite. Keeps her happy and stops her whinging at me, plus I get to read all the shite being posted on here so everyone's a winner.

 

[BimboBob]

Programming for the thick and brain dead. Aimed at the sort of person who think Nando's and Subway are culinary delights. The sort of person who holds their phone all the time as reaching into a pocket will mean missing something unimportant.

By watching these programmes you are saying...hey, I have no self esteem, a very small penis/ wonky tits and intend to spend my time on this earth worried about what people think about my social media pages.


Hold on...good looking birds you say? Pics?

 

[jimharri]

I would rather boil my own arse than watch either. Or Big Brother, or Xfactor, or Britains Got Morons, or any soap opera at all.

You and @karen7 will get on like a house on fire!

 

[kaz7]

You and @karen7 will get on like a house on fire!

Haha wally is sound

 

[Mansour's lamborghini]

Never laid eyes on either, never will. Bag of wank.

Dumbing down the masses.

Never laid eyes on both yet you're still qualified to call it a bag of wank? Doesn't work that way.

Love island is the bollocks. If you don't like it, don't watch it. I don't like coffee, I don't go round saying how shit it is.

 

[BimboBob]

Never laid eyes on both yet you're still qualified to call it a bag of wank? Doesn't work that way.

Love island is the bollocks. If you don't like it, don't watch it. I don't like coffee, I don't go round saying how shit it is.

Do you have a man bag?

 

[Mansour's lamborghini]

Do you have a man bag?

No. Iv got no money to put in it. Iv just left the pub early though to go home an watch love island. Last nights was quality, can't be missing tonight's.

 

[Barcon]

Do you have a man bag?

Neutered?

 

[kaz7]

No. Iv got no money to put in it. Iv just left the pub early though to go home an watch love island. Last nights was quality, can't be missing tonight's.

The twist last night was very good
I like it because i love people watching

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

From 7pm until 11pm my missus will sit and watch an assorted bunch of steaming shite. First couple of hours the soaps then the next couple reality shite. Keeps her happy and stops her whinging at me, plus I get to read all the shite being posted on here so everyone's a winner.

When I had the misfortune of being married to a pyjama clad settee dwelling numbing TV watching empty head, I used to dread Mondays. Soaps from teatime until news at 10 by which time I had lost the will to live.