Gerrard Nicked

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bluemike said:
Good shout, Jim,
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Didn't burglars break into their house while she was there? Wonder if they got in the back door?
*puts on coat, hat and dark glasses and vactes the premises*
 
TheMightyQuinn said:
Credit to the blue scouse for this great tune...

'Whats that cumming over your wife?
is it a gangster is it a gangster!'
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You would though, wouldn't you? If he goes down (oo-err missus!), she might need the 'company'!
 
TheMightyQuinn said:
Credit to the blue scouse for this great tune...

'Whats that cumming over your wife?
is it a gangster is it a gangster!'
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Bwahaha, what the fuck could you do about it though? Aside from fucking her off, which any self respecting bloke would do.
 
jimharri said:
TheMightyQuinn said:
Credit to the blue scouse for this great tune...

'Whats that cumming over your wife?
is it a gangster is it a gangster!'
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You would though, wouldn't you? If he goes down (oo-err missus!), she might need the 'company'!
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I'd make sweet love to her yeah she's alright looking but I suspect she's not a very nice person if she basically shags scouse gangsters - ALLEGEDLY - and actually finds the dullest man in the world aka Stevie G remotely worthy of marriage, so I wouldnt call her the next day, I'm sure she'd be devastated ;)
 
TheMightyQuinn said:
jimharri said:
You would though, wouldn't you? If he goes down (oo-err missus!), she might need the 'company'!
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I'd make sweet love to her yeah she's alright looking but I suspect she's not a very nice person if she basically shags scouse gangsters - ALLEGEDLY - and actually finds the dullest man in the world aka Stevie G remotely worthy of marriage, so I wouldnt call her the next day, I'm sure she'd be devastated ;)
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Have you heard her speak? She makes Jamie Carragher sound like Prince Charles.
 
stony said:
TheMightyQuinn said:
I'd make sweet love to her yeah she's alright looking but I suspect she's not a very nice person if she basically shags scouse gangsters - ALLEGEDLY - and actually finds the dullest man in the world aka Stevie G remotely worthy of marriage, so I wouldnt call her the next day, I'm sure she'd be devastated ;)
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Have you heard her speak? She makes Jamie Carragher sound like Prince Charles.
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PMSL
 
Bigga said:
PistonBlue said:
Not a bit surprised to hear about this. I know from a personal experience that Steve Gerrard is a bit of a nob. I also know that a mate of his (don't know if he is one of the others arrested last night) is a total prick, full of bravado and 'do you know who I am?' attitude.
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As 'blue herring' said correctly, Gerrard lives there in Southport, but for the reason I quoted you, PB...

A good friend of mine has parents that live in Southport, so is there all the time, visiting. He told me that Stevie G was(allegedly) regularly beaten up by Liverpool gangsters(allegedly) until he paid one to (allegedly) sort it all out.

He says Gerrard has been a 'knob' ever since. Said the same about 'Lawro', when he lived in the area, though.
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I don't know anything about Gerrard and scouse gangsters Bigga, I just had a bit of a run in with Mr G and his mate one time, no big deal or anything. Just saw the lad in different light to the usually down to earth fella you see giving interviews after football matches.
 
unsworthblue said:
on my way now with some flowers to put on the spot where he was arrested and i'm starting a campaign to clear his name! i'll organise a charity concert with celebrity scousers lined up to support our stevie! anyone want to buy a gerrard is innocent t shirt?
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reminded me of this story

<a class="postlink" href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/4372230.stm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/mers ... 372230.stm</a>
 
apols manchester blue, i guess you were right,they must have him on cctv...now wheres that blue who said his uncle was with him and that gerrard isn t like that
 
moomba said:
Been charged now. Hee hee.
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How funny would it be, in this season when Liverpool actually have a chance of winning the league, for their 'talisman' to disrupt everything with this fuck-up?

No doubt it will be interpreted as a conspiracy to stop them winning the Prem on Merseyside.
 
DirtyEddie said:
unsworthblue said:
on my way now with some flowers to put on the spot where he was arrested and i'm starting a campaign to clear his name! i'll organise a charity concert with celebrity scousers lined up to support our stevie! anyone want to buy a gerrard is innocent t shirt?
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reminded me of this story

<a class="postlink" href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/4372230.stm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/mers ... 372230.stm</a>
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i've always said i'm gonna open a florist on merseydive.make a fuckin fortune with the self pity fookers.thats brilliant they put flowers down for a dead chicken.fookin brilliant!
 
BingoBango said:
moomba said:
Been charged now. Hee hee.
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How funny would it be, in this season when Liverpool actually have a chance of winning the league, for their 'talisman' to disrupt everything with this fuck-up?

No doubt it will be interpreted as a conspiracy to stop them winning the Prem on Merseyside.
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Undoubtedly.

I can see the Banners on the Kop now.
 
mat said:
BingoBango said:
How funny would it be, in this season when Liverpool actually have a chance of winning the league, for their 'talisman' to disrupt everything with this fuck-up?

No doubt it will be interpreted as a conspiracy to stop them winning the Prem on Merseyside.
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Undoubtedly.

I can see the Banners on the Kop now.
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and how many of them would be spelt right???
 
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