Get ready for a mockery

2sheikhs

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This press conference will be a travesty with the press shitting themselves and doing as they're told or face getting a ban from ot.The only searching and probing question will be something like..."Sir alex,sir,the little pea is in good form,will he play against bursaspor?" We got a good idea of what to expect with the guy from sky outside carrington saying "It doesn't get any bigger or more important than man u"
 
anymore than 2sheiks said:
This press conference will be a travesty with the press shitting themselves and doing as they're told or face getting a ban from ot.The only searching and probing question will be something like..."Sir alex,sir,the little pea is in good form,will he play against bursaspor?" We got a good idea of what to expect with the guy from sky outside carrington saying "It doesn't get any bigger or more important than man u"

You couldn't be more wrong.

The vast majority of journalists there today have already been banned from his weekly Premiership press conferences.

He has no power over who attends fo CL conferences so the room will be packed with journalists with absoilutely fuck all to lose.

Potentially, it could be v good fun.
 
Prestwich_Blue said:
People in the media are starting to realise that Emperor Baconface has no clothes. He's shot his bolt and is a spent force. They will rip into him and he'll swear at them and walk out.
Wouldn't it be hilarious if he just "lost it" and stormed out effing and blinding.
 
Perhaps this would be a good opportunity for the journalists to sieze the power?

Instead of trying to winkle information out of him knowing full well his answers will be evasive claptrap they should play a different game. Each journalist should ask questions of such mind numbing inanity that it becomes obvious to everybody watching that they no longer take orders from Pravda.

'Sir Alex, your current campaign has the unstoppable momentum of a runaway train, to what do you owe this remarkable start to the season?'

'Sir Alex, as the most respected manager in world football could you give us an insight into your continued success at Manchester United?'

'Sir Alex, is this the best squad you have ever worked with at United?'

All asked in the same monotonous voice.
 

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