Getting drunk/drinking

[BlueHalli]

I like a few beers and can put a few away at weekends but i dont tend to get wankered these days. Im one of these that gets drunk but doesnt really show the signs of being drunk, but i get killer hangovers if i drink alot, so tend to avoid gettin steaming .

I often see the same faces totally out of it when out drinkin and i always wonder what the point is in gettin like that .

 

[aguero93:20]

If I stick to beer or wine, I'm fine, it's when I start on vodka I start to lose bodily functions, I do like drinking though, probably way too much.

I've cut out spirits altogether, seems to work, I can drink as much beer/cider as I want and remember the night and behave fairly well, although white wine can still get me fucked up.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

If I feel like a drink, then I have one.
If I then want another, the same logic applies.
Before long, I am in a pleasant state of mild euphoria where anything is possible.
I can win a million at the bookies, or seduce the barmaid and give her an orgasm that makes her spleen temporarily leave her body, shimmy across the floor and win a game of pool, before having it's own orgasm and re-entering her body.
I can discover I have won a Bugatti Veyron in a crossword competition.
Anything is possible in this state.
Clearly none of these things ever do actually happen in reality, but for a few glorious, transient and fleeting moments they are possible, and that is why I drink.
That and the fact that I am a compulsive alcoholic with the willpower of Pete Doherty in an empty pharmacy.

 

[aguero93:20]

If I feel like a drink, then I have one.
If I then want another, the same logic applies.
Before long, I am in a pleasant state of mild euphoria where anything is possible.
I can win a million at the bookies, or seduce the barmaid and give her an orgasm that makes her spleen temporarily leave her body, shimmy across the floor and win a game of pool, before having it's own orgasm and re-entering her body.
I can discover I have won a Bugatti Veyron in a crossword competition.
Anything is possible in this state.
Clearly none of these things ever do actually happen in reality, but for a few glorious, transient and fleeting moments they are possible, and that is why I drink.
That and the fact that I am a compulsive alcoholic with the willpower of Pete Doherty in an empty pharmacy.

Hah my one saving grace is that I avoid mixing bookies and drinking.

 

[Esteban de la Sexface]

If I feel like a drink, then I have one.
If I then want another, the same logic applies.
Before long, I am in a pleasant state of mild euphoria where anything is possible.
I can win a million at the bookies, or seduce the barmaid and give her an orgasm that makes her spleen temporarily leave her body, shimmy across the floor and win a game of pool, before having it's own orgasm and re-entering her body.
I can discover I have won a Bugatti Veyron in a crossword competition.
Anything is possible in this state.
Clearly none of these things ever do actually happen in reality, but for a few glorious, transient and fleeting moments they are possible, and that is why I drink.
That and the fact that I am a compulsive alcoholic with the willpower of Pete Doherty in an empty pharmacy.

I spend the first hour afraid of getting drunk... the next hour getting drunk, can't remember the next 4 hours after I'm drunk and then spend the next 2 days afraid of what I did when I was drunk

 

[ChesterRdBlue]

If I feel like a drink, then I have one.
If I then want another, the same logic applies.
Before long, I am in a pleasant state of mild euphoria where anything is possible.
I can win a million at the bookies, or seduce the barmaid and give her an orgasm that makes her spleen temporarily leave her body, shimmy across the floor and win a game of pool, before having it's own orgasm and re-entering her body.
I can discover I have won a Bugatti Veyron in a crossword competition.
Anything is possible in this state.
Clearly none of these things ever do actually happen in reality, but for a few glorious, transient and fleeting moments they are possible, and that is why I drink.
That and the fact that I am a compulsive alcoholic with the willpower of Pete Doherty in an empty pharmacy.

I spend the first hour afraid of getting drunk... the next hour getting drunk, can't remember the next 4 hours after I'm drunk and then spend the next 2 days afraid of what I did when I was drunk

Haha, snap.

 

[BlueBearBoots]

If I feel like a drink, then I have one.
If I then want another, the same logic applies.
Before long, I am in a pleasant state of mild euphoria where anything is possible.
I can win a million at the bookies, or seduce the barmaid and give her an orgasm that makes her spleen temporarily leave her body, shimmy across the floor and win a game of pool, before having it's own orgasm and re-entering her body.
I can discover I have won a Bugatti Veyron in a crossword competition.
Anything is possible in this state.
Clearly none of these things ever do actually happen in reality, but for a few glorious, transient and fleeting moments they are possible, and that is why I drink.
That and the fact that I am a compulsive alcoholic with the willpower of Pete Doherty in an empty pharmacy.

I spend the first hour afraid of getting drunk... the next hour getting drunk, can't remember the next 4 hours after I'm drunk and then spend the next 2 days afraid of what I did when I was drunk

that sounds familiar :(

 

[Esteban de la Sexface]

If I feel like a drink, then I have one.
If I then want another, the same logic applies.
Before long, I am in a pleasant state of mild euphoria where anything is possible.
I can win a million at the bookies, or seduce the barmaid and give her an orgasm that makes her spleen temporarily leave her body, shimmy across the floor and win a game of pool, before having it's own orgasm and re-entering her body.
I can discover I have won a Bugatti Veyron in a crossword competition.
Anything is possible in this state.
Clearly none of these things ever do actually happen in reality, but for a few glorious, transient and fleeting moments they are possible, and that is why I drink.
That and the fact that I am a compulsive alcoholic with the willpower of Pete Doherty in an empty pharmacy.

I spend the first hour afraid of getting drunk... the next hour getting drunk, can't remember the next 4 hours after I'm drunk and then spend the next 2 days afraid of what I did when I was drunk

that sounds familiar :(

100 odd quid for feelings of fear, amnesia and raging paranoia

 

[willipp]

It seemed once i hit 35 i just can't handle hangovers any more. I look forward to nights out, but i know i have zero self control to drink responibly and 9 times out of ten i am happily enjoying myself till about 11pm and then all of a sudden im waking up feeling horrible with an underlying sensation ive really pissed my wife off but with no clue what happened, how i got home etc. Add to that i have a son now who wakes up at 7am on the dot and wants to play all day, its just not the done thing anymore. Nights out are very selective these days.

 

[Esteban de la Sexface]

serious question... how many men (possibly women too) have lost control of their bladder after too much alcohohol?

it happens if I can't remember the end of the night and forget to go for a piss. I've never pissed myself while on a night out but have seen lads do it. Surely that should be the cut off point, right?