Gift Ideas for Mom

[Never Mind The Pollocks]

Fucking MOM?! Jesus Christ I despair.

 

[kp789]

Im taking mommy out to a good polish resturaunt I know, might look at a spa day or owt, failing that she has had her eye on that black and decker work surface rip off they have in aldi.

 

[Coltrane]

gift card to the spa...

 

[supercity88]

Show her that her son is no longer a nob and start calling her Mum or Mam. You twot ;)

 

[Pelly Greeny]

Jumbo pack of tena-lady

Hot oil massage with a happy ending.

 

[mcmanus]

My mam is tip top. Only slight flaw is she is a red so I once, when skint, bought her City's new shirt wrapped up which she opened and pissed her self laughing then said you are only getting this back on your birthday. Two month later.

 

[foxy]

my big fat trimmed spunking cock

We can wrap you up as a present and give her you then

 

[XxRachXx]

my big fat trimmed spunking cock

We can wrap you up as a present and give her you then

my adress please :p

 

[nelsons willie]

I made my mum a photo book they are brilliant and looks beautiful , guarenteed to love it !!! Lovely bunch of flowers too should go down a treat !!! X

This! I made my mum two different one, one me and my brothers growing up and one of the dogs. She loves both of them.

AWW what are they, staffies?