Ryan, the babe they called Ryan,
he grew, he grew, and grew,
grew up to be, grew up to be,
a boy called Ryan. A boy called Ryan,
he had arms, and legs, and hands, and feet,
the boy, whose name was Ryan.
And he grew, he grew, grew, and grew,
grew up to be, yes, he grew up to be,
yes, his name was Ryan, a teenager called Ryan.
And his face became spotty, yes, his face became spotty,
and his voice dropped down low,
and things started to grow, on young Ryan and so,
he was certainly no, no girl named Ryan,
not a girl named Ryan.
And he started to shave, and have one of the wrist,
and want to see girls, and go out and get pissed,
a man called Ryan, this man called Ryan,
the man they called Ryan, this man called
Ryaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaann...