Girls in your year at school.....

[Pigeonho]

Mixed bag with my female school mates. We all left in 94, so 20 years ago now. I caught up with a few at a party in November. One of them looks at least 45, whilst another looks absolutely stunning. It was the other way round in school, not that the stunner looked 45, but that she never made the best of herself, lets say.
Another one who was 2 years above me is now a grandma - at 38. She's drop dead gorgeous though and of course is knows as 'gilf'.

 

[york away to this!]

Unfortunately, girls in my year at school were at a different school...

...shall I tell my Fred story again?

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

went to an all boys school :(

Me too :(
West Hill

West Hill was for cissies, now Crezzy Rd was a proper school.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

I have this problem as I was an ugly little bastard at school but now I am gods gift to women and they are throwing themselves at me and begging for sex.
Any one else having this problem or is it just me?

Yeah me too. I've always looked really young for my age so none of the girls in my year were interested. And I had to put up with the "you'll appreciate it when you're older" advice. And that's true, I get much more attention now, but now it's "inappropriate" for me to sleep with 16 year olds.

Did see a girl from my school on her hen do the other week though. She's a bit of a stunner now after being nothing special in school. And a lot of the ones that were attractive in school aren't too great looking now.

 

[MCFCinUSA]

I have this problem as I was an ugly little bastard at school but now I am gods gift to women and they are throwing themselves at me and begging for sex.
Any one else having this problem or is it just me?

if you have a British accent in the USA you could be reading the telephone book & have a face like the backside of a bus, but it still wouldn't matter - they all go weak at the knees because of the way you sound.

[only problem is 2/3 of them are overweight & unattractive]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

I have this problem as I was an ugly little bastard at school but now I am gods gift to women and they are throwing themselves at me and begging for sex.
Any one else having this problem or is it just me?

if you have a British accent in the USA you could be reading the telephone book & have a face like the backside of a bus, but it still wouldn't matter - they all go weak at the knees because of the way you sound.

[only problem is 2/3 of them are overweight & unattractive]

I know this to be true as I have been to the states twice ( but the wife was with me so all I did was talk )

 

[kp789]

I have this problem as I was an ugly little bastard at school but now I am gods gift to women and they are throwing themselves at me and begging for sex.
Any one else having this problem or is it just me?

if you have a British accent in the USA you could be reading the telephone book & have a face like the backside of a bus, but it still wouldn't matter - they all go weak at the knees because of the way you sound.

[only problem is 2/3 of them are overweight & unattractive]

See, is this actually true though? I always thought it was one of those stereotypes like all americans apparently asking if you are related to the queen.

 

[tidyman]

All boys school? The cellar is frequented by really old fuckers.

That may well be true but not really relevant to all boys school. Burnage is still all boys. Was long past its grammar school status days by the time I went there though.

Seems to be quite a few Burnage people on here. Anyone remember a PE teacher, Miss Ashton?

I joined the boring badminton team for the sole purpose of perving on her after school.

 

[jimharri]

I have this problem as I was an ugly little bastard at school but now I am gods gift to women and they are throwing themselves at me and begging for sex.
Any one else having this problem or is it just me?

if you have a British accent in the USA you could be reading the telephone book & have a face like the backside of a bus, but it still wouldn't matter - they all go weak at the knees because of the way you sound.

[only problem is 2/3 of them are overweight & unattractive]

Yes, but the other third!

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

I have this problem as I was an ugly little bastard at school but now I am gods gift to women and they are throwing themselves at me and begging for sex.
Any one else having this problem or is it just me?

if you have a British accent in the USA you could be reading the telephone book & have a face like the backside of a bus, but it still wouldn't matter - they all go weak at the knees because of the way you sound.

[only problem is 2/3 of them are overweight & unattractive]

See, is this actually true though? I always thought it was one of those stereotypes like all americans apparently asking if you are related to the queen.

It's true, they love the way we talk.
Maybe it's because we speak proper English and not the piss poor attempt they make.