Give me work!!

[Dzeko's Right Boot]

And getting a job is the hardest thing in the world. Stuck in a big hole here, little experience, full-time education and looking for part-time work, but no-one anywhere is looking to recruit someone like me! Been searching for nearly two years now, got references and everything, excellent GCSE grades (whatever the fuck they're worth), covering letter with my CV… but I just can't get work!!
I'm missing out on so much - mate's 18th birthdays, can't do anything in the summer before university, borrowing money off parents for basic things like deodorant. It feels all so demeaning, and I don't want to be dependent on anyone at all.

Anyone any tips?

 

[Fitton]

Become a criminal!

 

[city diehard]

Become a ref £22 a game, jobs a goodin' for part-time work.

 

[reddishblue]

Zenica are always looking for people to experiment on.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Money laundering

 

[Unknown_Genius]

Fluffer.

 

[MaineDAWG2008]

sell yourself and become an escort.

 

[another generation]

What are you going to read at university?

 

[johnmc]

Where have you been applying? Would you work at mcdonalds or are you a vegan

 

[another generation]

Edit:

Would you work at mcdonalds or are you a virgin[?/quote]