BlueBearBoots
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Don't know why the female tennis players don't wear shorts like them men then they wouldn't be asked to twirl
r.soleofsalford said:ffs i wish i could stop my wife from twirling while asking "do you like it" "do you really" "is it nice then" "so you like it"
FOR FUCK SAKE YES IT`S BRILLIANT now fuck off i`m trying to watch match of the day.
she`s not asking what her muff is like just to clarity
BlueBearBoots said:Don't know why the female tennis players don't wear shorts like them men then they wouldn't be asked to twirl
Damn right. "They" (yep, them again) don't think we watch women's tennis for the tennis, do they? I remember being an ugly young teenager back in the seventies (nothing like the Adonis I am now), and I had numerous impure thoughts about Chris Evert.Lancet Fluke said:BlueBearBoots said:Don't know why the female tennis players don't wear shorts like them men then they wouldn't be asked to twirl
I reckon viewing figures for the ladies games would take a hit if they did.
jimharri said:Damn right. "They" (yep, them again) don't think we watch women's tennis for the tennis, do they? I remember being an ugly young teenager back in the seventies (nothing like the Adonis I am now), and I had numerous impure thoughts about Chris Evert.Lancet Fluke said:BlueBearBoots said:Don't know why the female tennis players don't wear shorts like them men then they wouldn't be asked to twirl
I reckon viewing figures for the ladies games would take a hit if they did.
Lancet Fluke said:jimharri said:Damn right. "They" (yep, them again) don't think we watch women's tennis for the tennis, do they? I remember being an ugly young teenager back in the seventies (nothing like the Adonis I am now), and I had numerous impure thoughts about Chris Evert.Lancet Fluke said:I reckon viewing figures for the ladies games would take a hit if they did.
I have quite a long list of female tennis players that I have had impure thoughts about. Probably starts with Chris Evert and ends with Alize Lim. For now.
Lancet Fluke said:jimharri said:Damn right. "They" (yep, them again) don't think we watch women's tennis for the tennis, do they? I remember being an ugly young teenager back in the seventies (nothing like the Adonis I am now), and I had numerous impure thoughts about Chris Evert.Lancet Fluke said:I reckon viewing figures for the ladies games would take a hit if they did.
I have quite a long list of female tennis players that I have had impure thoughts about. Probably starts with Chris Evert and ends with Alize Lim. For now.
BlueBearBoots said:Lancet Fluke said:jimharri said:Damn right. "They" (yep, them again) don't think we watch women's tennis for the tennis, do they? I remember being an ugly young teenager back in the seventies (nothing like the Adonis I am now), and I had numerous impure thoughts about Chris Evert.
I have quite a long list of female tennis players that I have had impure thoughts about. Probably starts with Chris Evert and ends with Alize Lim. For now.
I have impure thoughts about Federer I'd quite like to see him do a twirl ;)
© Robin Wiliams (aka Adrian Cronauer), Good Morning Vietnam, 1987.Paul Lake's Left Knee said:Lancet Fluke said:jimharri said:Damn right. "They" (yep, them again) don't think we watch women's tennis for the tennis, do they? I remember being an ugly young teenager back in the seventies (nothing like the Adonis I am now), and I had numerous impure thoughts about Chris Evert.
I have quite a long list of female tennis players that I have had impure thoughts about. Probably starts with Chris Evert and ends with Alize Lim. For now.
Chris Evert, Anabelle Croft and Gabriela Sabatini were oasis in the dessert of women who wore comfortable shoes when i was growing up.
jimharri said:© Robin Wiliams (aka Adrian Cronauer), Good Morning Vietnam, 1987.Paul Lake's Left Knee said:Lancet Fluke said:I have quite a long list of female tennis players that I have had impure thoughts about. Probably starts with Chris Evert and ends with Alize Lim. For now.
Chris Evert, Anabelle Croft and Gabriela Sabatini were oasis in the dessert of women who wore comfortable shoes when i was growing up.
Bloody plagiarist!