Glastonbury

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

I've always been able to understand accents no matter where I am. When No1 son was living with his then girlfriend in Alnwick, we went up to visit. I was the only one who could understand her mum. She had a really gruff voice, like a Geordie Bonny Tyler. Heavily accented and she spoke very quickly. Even James and his woman were surprised I could understand her. I have no problem with the local accent here either.
I do find accents fascinating, especially the way they change in such a small geographical areas. All the locals round here call people from Sheffield Dedahs, because they say "dee" and "dah" instead of "thee" and "thar".

I'm quite good with accents over all, having lived in various places growing up, but 2 yam yams talking to the uneducated ear mate is as tough as anywhere in the country for me, ridiculously fast and with so many words changed, fucking inbred cunts do it so others cant chat them up and pollute their gene pool, that they seemingly try and keep as small as possible. Salt of the earth, but weird inbreeds all the same.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Meanwhile in Glastonbury...

 

[philiph20]

All that money and all those years living abroad and Jeff Lynne still sounds like an extra from Peaky Blinders.

Same with Ozzy.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

@gordondaviesmoustache - what is he saying?

He said "You talk funny you do, where are you from? you arent from around here are you" the other lad replied "are you an 021er (021 being the dialling code for Birmingham then) you dont sound like an 021er" then "at least you arent an 021er" so I deduced that being a generic northerner to their inbred ears was better than being a Brummie. I think they only worked it out when I turned up to a net in a City shirt.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Meanwhile in Glastonbury...

Fuck off you right on leftie, just because you are wearing wellies and havent washed for a week, doesnt mean we have to talk about what you want to. You ****.

 

[mrtwiceaseason]

I can see the logic. If it quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, and tastes like a duck. It's probably a pigeon.

Its from stoke ?

 

[worsleyweb]

Looks to me like waiting for a bus in a muddy field that's not coming with a load of young left wingers who need a bath while a bloke a mile away n a stage is singing a song you can't really hear the words to. Would rather drink Nicola sturgeons piss.

 

[jimharri]

Coldplay on now. Not having seen them live, it has to be said; they're very good in a concert situation.

 

[worsleyweb]

Coldplay on now. Not having seen them live, it has to be said; they're very good in a concert situation.

Was enjoying it but turned it off as he started going all yoghurt knitter.

 

[jimharri]

Was enjoying it but turned it off as he started going all yoghurt knitter.

"When in Rome..." and all that. Look at the audience. Yoghurt knitters, tree huggers, sandal wearers (with socks of course), lentil munchers, ban the bomb-ers, workshy students etc etc. He just wanted to fit in with the crowd. Just another day in darkest Zummerzet.