Goal celebrations that whip you into an uncontrollable rage.

[mackenzie]

has to be the fat white shites in the cc 2nd leg,seeing him do that fucking horrendous cartwheel still makes my blood boil.....what comes around goes around you fat scouse twat....

I still haven't seen the footage of that even now.

I think I would spontaneously combust.

And I agree with that final sentiment....."what comes around goes around you FAT SCOUSE TWAT..."

 

[masterwig]

The baby rocking one is shit.

 

[goatastuta]

beagries used to piss me off,then he joined us and i thought it was great

 

[Pezzer2]

The away fans must have been shocked to see Stevie Lomas run to them with an hard on after scoring against Blackburn at Maine Road if my memory serves me right.

 

[paulmc90]

1. Tim Cahill and his attempts to look tough by miss-hitting the corner flag.
2. The Baby Rocking
3. backflips/cart wheels
4. Anything by Darren Fletcher
5. Anything by Defoe
6. Anything by R**n*y
7. boot shining thing

 

[gymshoe]

Any attempt at a recreation of an Icelandic celebration. The "caught fish" celebration was sublime, and the knockoffs by other teams are quite vulgar.

 

[King Geedorah]

4. Anything by Darren Fletcher

I think you need to score to celebrate.

 

[GrumpyFrog]

Slightly off topic but 2 celebrations that left me with uncontrollable bowels were:

(1) Robbie Keane's archer (WC 2002?) - when he scored and raced to the camera at the corner flag to fire his arrow, only to be thwarted by his team-mates clambering on his back. This confirmed he was a twat of the highest order (not that confirmation was outstanding or indeed requested)

(2) Diego Forlan's shirt - when he scored against Southampton, took his shirt off and found he couldn't get it back on quite so easily...
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9s_oJaFXVrE[/youtube]

 

[lancs blue]

I remember Ian Wright scoring for Arsenal late on and doing a high knee run with his tongue out along the Kippax - i would have happily caved his head in...

Jeff Whitley's debut when he let Wright run on to his back pass in injury time, I remember it well. It didn't really get much better for him after that either.

Jeff Whitley's debut was against Barnsley and it was Clint Marcelle who scored the goal.

On topic, Paul Dickov's celebration for Leicester at CoMS pissed me off, especially as he'd already conned the ref into awarding a penalty.

 

[Mantel]

any celebration that is staged (shoe polishing, players dropping like bowling pins...)