Goal celebrations that whip you into an uncontrollable rage.

[LCBblue]

Kenwyn Jones' pole dancing annoyed me. Needless to say there are thousands of children in the ground and he has 10 more team-mates to celebrate with - also because he looks a right desperate pillock whilst doing it.

 

[mcfcliam]

Gary Neville kissing his badge to the City fans after the 1-0 last season...not a goal celebration I know.

I want to rip his fucking throat out.

God I hate that rat faced twat.

 

[conormcfc]

Ronaldinho's chicken dance when he scored against England in the world cup.

When the Tranny just stands there with a face like a slapped arse

 

[bammy blue]

robinho, swp and jo dancing in front of the east stand like twats while portsmouth (i think) kicked off with them out of postition!!

 

[Stuart]

My thoughts are players who perform celebrations way beyond their abilities as footballers are planks. Two that come to mind are Rob Earnshaw and that despicable **** Lee Hughes with that stupid dance

Spot on Solley , especially Hughes.

 

[Jimma]

I cant explain why


but when the Ghana team would score in the WC they would all get together an dance.

made my blood boil. hard.

maybe its because they mainly scored off dodgy penalties then celebrated like they had done something that deserved a goal. im not sure.

 

[laserblue]

arshavin's shhhh celebration. i know others do it sometimes but he does it every time and with unmatched smugness.

 

[MJV2419]

Roger Milla's celebration for Cameroon in the world cup. He started all the ridiculous celebrations.

 

[SalfordAl]

The little Mexican c**t kissing the badge. I already hate him with a passion and should take over from rat boy as a cult hatred figure now that rat boy is finished.

 

[blue order]

arshavin's shhhh celebration. i know others do it sometimes but he does it every time and with unmatched smugness.

ditto that!

Oh,and whilst I love him like a brother or son,our own Adam Johnson's didn't I think look quite right against Newcastle.Hope he picks something different next time (tomorrow!!).