I don't know about goats, but we have a right donkey on loan from a Brighton rescue centre playing for my team. A big, stupid, docile, milk turns faster donkey. Now, let's not jump to the thought I don't like donkeys, I do I love them, but I feel playing them at centre half, when they would rather be eating carrots in a field, isn't right. To be honest I'm dubious that a goat would be that much better, just think of the free kicks given away and constant yellow and red cards he would get by head butting everything in sight if he was pissed off? This hasn't been properly thought through.