God Trumps

[BingoBango]

<a class="postlink" href="http://newhumanist.org.uk/1915" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://newhumanist.org.uk/1915</a>

Lifted from the New Humanist website, with gentle mocking of all major faiths.

 

[Swales lives]

As a lapsed catholic/athiest, I was deeply offended. May you burn in Hull or wherever:)

 

[stony]

I can almost hear the god bothers teeth gnashing away behind their kbs. Top work BB.

 

[maineman]

FAF

 

[BingoBango]

The 'agnostic' card made me laugh like a drain.

They also inspired me to have a bit of a read around Zoroastrianism. Man, those guys are a bit weird - though very peaceable.

 

[tommyducks]

If God really trumped I bet it would stink the place out.

 

[bornblueegg]

very funny, blue perhaps we could have a city religion

 

[BingoBango]

very funny, blue perhaps we could have a city religion

Manchester City

Age: About 120 years old. Relatively new as religions go.
5/10

Wealth: Richer than God.
10/10

Follower dedication: We were there when we were shit.
9/10

Daffiest doctrine: Calling for the manager's head after 3 months.
4/10

Weapon of choice: Cheerfulness in the face of despair. Endless amount of pessimism.
8/10

Easily offended: You are joking? Nicky Summerbee used to get a game for us.
10/10

 

[bornblueegg]

very funny, blue perhaps we could have a city religion

Manchester City

Age: About 120 years old. Relatively new as religions go.
5/10

Wealth: Richer than God.
10/10

Follower dedication: We were there when we were shit.
9/10

Daffiest doctrine: Calling for the manager's head after 3 months.
4/10

Weapon of choice: Cheerfulness in the face of despair. Endless amount of pessimism.
8/10

Easily offended: You are joking? Nicky Summerbee used to get a game for us.
10/10

thanks mate really cheered me up

 

[maxflicity]

Top post loved it.....from a guy who really couldnt give a shit about any religion.

 

[Anonymous]

Enjoyed that :-) As a confirmed atheist I think there's lot of truth in those cards!