Going bald!

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oman0115

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I have a patch at the back of my head, and I'm receding. I'm clinging on to what I have, shall I shave it off, or get myself to Turkey for a Merlin style hair replacement course?
 
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Repairable man .. I used treatment I bought off Google store. Cost me 150 .. patch there but less appearable than before. And apply coconut oil before going to bed.
 
get it off mate. im thinning only slightly at the back. I caught a glimpse of myself on a monitor at the petrol station and was shocked. number 0 all over, I shave it every other day though cos I like it super short. you cant tell im thinning now, it just looks like an extreme buzzcut.
 
I am as bald as a coot and wouldn't have it otherwise. It is who you are so whip it off; to disguise it is not a good look so think Trump, Charlton and Peter Swales next time you try!
 
Just on the covering it up thing, some years ago I was in the beer garden of one of the Twickenham pubs before a rugby match. There was this bloke who hadn't just done the Bobby Charlton, he'd gone above and beyond. He had it combed over from one side, then combed over from the other side, then combed over from the back, so the parting ran all the way around the side and back of his head.

It was a genuine work of art, the hair intertwined from the three combovers to thoroughly cover the scalp, gelled and hairsprayed into full compliance so not a single hair was out of place. But as it was a slightly windy day, the whole edifice vibrated in the wind, rippling up and down with each gust.

The entire pub was transfixed. People kept looking across in sheer amazement at the engineering project required to achieve full coverage. It was worthy of a salute from everyone.

But as a means of convincing everyone he wasn't really bald? Not totally successful, it must be said...
 
Henkeman said:
Just on the covering it up thing, some years ago I was in the beer garden of one of the Twickenham pubs before a rugby match. There was this bloke who hadn't just done the Bobby Charlton, he'd gone above and beyond. He had it combed over from one side, then combed over from the other side, then combed over from the back, so the parting ran all the way around the side and back of his head.

It was a genuine work of art, the hair intertwined from the three combovers to thoroughly cover the scalp, gelled and hairsprayed into full compliance so not a single hair was out of place. But as it was a slightly windy day, the whole edifice vibrated in the wind, rippling up and down with each gust.

The entire pub was transfixed. People kept looking across in sheer amazement at the engineering project required to achieve full coverage. It was worthy of a salute from everyone.

But as a means of convincing everyone he wasn't really bald? Not totally successful, it must be said...
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I thinks that's known as 'The Trump.'
 
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