Going bald!

[BlueMoonRisin’]

ffs, don't let facts get in the way of a good bloater/small dick love story!

Haha. I've heard you're hung like an horse. Or is it My Little Pony? ; )

On a serious note, if i had a mate who was not that well endowed :)
And he (ahem) wanted to enhance the look of the aforementioned small boy what is the best strimming advice?

Bosch cordless; )

 

[snorky]

Is it another POF one? - You might as well do an OU course and register as a psych nurse mate.

Nope mate not a poffer.
I used the good old fashioned. "How be? Wanna drink? You don't sweat much for a fat bird do ya?"
In a pub in town.... Try it. Never fails.

 

[aguero93:20]

Nope mate not a poffer.
I used the good old fashioned. "How be? Wanna drink? You don't sweat much for a fat bird do ya?"
In a pub in town.... Try it. Never fails.

Ah, that famous old Dublin pick up line. Only second to "Come here ya junkie bitch ya, how much fur a blowjob?"

 

[Barcon]

Ah, that famous old Dublin pick up line. Only second to "Come here ya junkie bitch ya, how much fur a blowjob?"

I'll just jot that down.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

I'll just jot that down.

Don't get exited, it doesn't work on farm animals.

 

[Barcon]

Don't get exited, it doesn't work on farm animals.

Worth a shot.

 

[aguero93:20]

Don't get exited, it doesn't work on farm animals.

I must have missed the day we domesticated moose.

 

[aguero93:20]

Don't get exited, it doesn't work on farm animals.

I'm quite sure he'll try not to get exited. We all do. Unfortunately less of us try to learn grammar. ****.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Ah, that famous old Dublin pick up line. Only second to "Come here ya junkie bitch ya, how much fur a blowjob?"

Noted.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

I'm quite sure he'll try not to get exited. We all do. Unfortunately less of us try to learn grammar. ****.

Technically spelling rather than grammar I think.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

I take it everyone has as much hair as Chewbacca then.

 

[aguero93:20]

Technically spelling rather than grammar I think.

Vocabulary, spelling and grammar. They is grate stuf.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

I take it everyone has as much hair as Chewbacca then.

The slap-heads are being properly snide not letting on. There must be a few wig wearers that have read this thread by now and not let on. To be expected though I suppose - there is something shady and dishonest about hairpieces.