Gollum masks for the derby

beermusic

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Fuck that, it's bad enough having to see his mug about, let alone thousands of em.
 
i am bit old fashioned and believe in tradition - still Fergies cock for me (if you know what i mean)
 
I'd laugh to see Hart and others slipping in Gollum references before the derby. One win to rule them all. AH, how I miss Spitting Image, they'd have had a field day with Moyes.

Rare transcript from that 'falling out' with Rooney back when he was a toffee::

Moyes: It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.

Rooney: Mister... my family will pay cash. Whatever ransom you're askin' for,

Moyes: It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. Yes, it will, Precious, won't it? It will get the hose!

Rooney: Okay... okay... okay. Mister, if you let me go, I won't - I won't press charges I promise. See, my mom is a real important woman... I guess you already know that.

Moyes: Now it places the lotion in the basket.

Rooney: Please! Please I wanna go home! I wanna go home please!

Moyes: It places the lotion in the basket.

Rooney: I wanna see my mommy! Please I wanna see my...

Moyes: Put the f***ing lotion in the basket!
 

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