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Good Jokes ?
- Thread starter connel_e
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tueartsboots
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Well that is good to know, will put a note in my diaryconnel_e said:I Love To Hear A Good Joke That Will Get Me Laughing
connel_e said:I Love To Hear A Good Joke That Will Get Me Laughing
Take your pick
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mammutly
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connel_e said:I Love To Hear A Good Joke That Will Get Me Laughing
Utd are from Manchester.
How funny is that?
Bluebird1
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mammutly said:connel_e said:I Love To Hear A Good Joke That Will Get Me Laughing
Utd are from Manchester.
How funny is that?
Beat me to it, I was going to tell that one :-)
theboyfrombrazil
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A dwarf goes to the doctors,
"Doctor every time it rains I get a sharp pain through my fanjita"
The doctor lifts her on the table, lifts her skirt and inspects her kebab.
"Everything looks normal he says come back and see me when it happens again".
The dwarf leaves. A week later its pissing down. The doctor hears a knock on his door and the dwarf walks in.
She says "Doctor its raining and my vaj is killing me again".
He lifts her on the bed once again and lifts her skirt.
"Aaaah, I see the problem" he says and picks up a pair of scissors.
2 minutes later she hears some snipping noises. The doctor then puts her on the floor and tells her to walk around on the floor.
"How does that feel?"
"Brilliant, Wow the pain has gone. What've you done?" she asked.
"Cut an inch off the top of your wellies".
"Thankyou i'll be here all week".
"Doctor every time it rains I get a sharp pain through my fanjita"
The doctor lifts her on the table, lifts her skirt and inspects her kebab.
"Everything looks normal he says come back and see me when it happens again".
The dwarf leaves. A week later its pissing down. The doctor hears a knock on his door and the dwarf walks in.
She says "Doctor its raining and my vaj is killing me again".
He lifts her on the bed once again and lifts her skirt.
"Aaaah, I see the problem" he says and picks up a pair of scissors.
2 minutes later she hears some snipping noises. The doctor then puts her on the floor and tells her to walk around on the floor.
"How does that feel?"
"Brilliant, Wow the pain has gone. What've you done?" she asked.
"Cut an inch off the top of your wellies".
"Thankyou i'll be here all week".
law74
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A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a highland burn.
A gamekeeper shouts ' dinnae drink fae that burn, it's foo ae coo's keegh
The man replies , My good fellow. I'm English, could you repeat that in Englsh for me,'
Gamekeeper replies ' I said use 2 hands you spill less that way'
A gamekeeper shouts ' dinnae drink fae that burn, it's foo ae coo's keegh
The man replies , My good fellow. I'm English, could you repeat that in Englsh for me,'
Gamekeeper replies ' I said use 2 hands you spill less that way'
johnny on the spot
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law74 said:A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a highland burn.
A gamekeeper shouts ' dinnae drink fae that burn, it's foo ae coo's keegh
The man replies , My good fellow. I'm English, could you repeat that in Englsh for me,'
Gamekeeper replies ' I said use 2 hands you spill less that way'
ha ha ha
wrongun73
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mick hucknalls bin done for shagging a rabbit,
he was caught holding back the ears singing bunnies too tight to mention
he was caught holding back the ears singing bunnies too tight to mention