bluereddish
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"Y'ken" said the Scotsman, "Ah still prefer the pubs back hoom. In Glesgie thurr's a
braw wee bar calt McTavish's. The landlord thurr gaes oot o his way furr the
locals, sae much sae that when ye buy fourr drrinks he'll buy the fifth drrink furr ye."
"Well", said the Englishman, "At my local pub, the Red Lion, the barman there will buy you
your third drink after you buy the first two."
"Ahhhhh, dat's nottin' lads", said the Irishman. "Back home in me own owd Dublin, deres
Ryan's Bar. - Now, de moment you set foot in the place they'll buoi you a drink, then
anudder; all the drinks you loik. Then, when you've had enough drinks they'll take you
upstairs and see that you get laid.. and its all on de house".
The Englishman and Scotsman immediately pour scorn on the Irishman's claims. But he swears that
every word is true.
"Well," said the Englishman
"Did this actually happen to you?"
"Not to me meself, poissonally, No,...." said the Irishman "....but it did happen to me
sister!"
braw wee bar calt McTavish's. The landlord thurr gaes oot o his way furr the
locals, sae much sae that when ye buy fourr drrinks he'll buy the fifth drrink furr ye."
"Well", said the Englishman, "At my local pub, the Red Lion, the barman there will buy you
your third drink after you buy the first two."
"Ahhhhh, dat's nottin' lads", said the Irishman. "Back home in me own owd Dublin, deres
Ryan's Bar. - Now, de moment you set foot in the place they'll buoi you a drink, then
anudder; all the drinks you loik. Then, when you've had enough drinks they'll take you
upstairs and see that you get laid.. and its all on de house".
The Englishman and Scotsman immediately pour scorn on the Irishman's claims. But he swears that
every word is true.
"Well," said the Englishman
"Did this actually happen to you?"
"Not to me meself, poissonally, No,...." said the Irishman "....but it did happen to me
sister!"