Good ways of how to ask your wife for a bj

[Cookie monster]

'Give me a Blow Job or I will shit in your soup'

Works all the time. My missus loves the soup.

Disclaimer: this has never been tried on a real person

 

[ussy]

Give me a blow job and i'll buy you that car you want!

Works every time ! ;-)

Nice garden

PMSL fuckin quality

 

[ussy]

'Give me a Blow Job or I will shit in your soup'

Works all the time. My missus loves the soup.

Disclaimer: this has never been tried on a real person

LOL that sounds too desperate lol

 

[Ally.P]

This might work...

"If you give me a bj - you dont have to swallow though - then I will more than happily give you my debit/credit card to go shopping at the Trafford Centre with for a whole day, no questions asked."

 

[ussy]

This might work...

"If you give me a bj - you dont have to swallow though - then I will more than happily give you my debit/credit card to go shopping at the Trafford Centre with for a whole day, no questions asked."

That would be the biggest mistake ever..... you'd struggle to pay that 100 grand in debt eventually wouldnt you?? Women are just crazy when it comes to shopping.

 

[MCFC-alan88]

This might work...

"If you give me a bj - you dont have to swallow though - then I will more than happily give you my debit/credit card to go shopping at the Trafford Centre with for a whole day, no questions asked."

That would be the biggest mistake ever..... you'd struggle to pay that 100 grand in debt eventually wouldnt you?? Women are just crazy when it comes to shopping.

Not all of them, I always seem to find the ones that hate shopping. Which is kinda good.

 

[Joycee Banercheck]

Just say, "Hiya, love. There's a party in your mouth and I'm coming."

 

[MCFC-alan88]

Just say, "Hiya, love. There's a party in your mouth and I'm coming."

That's pretty damn funny

 

[Trigger]

I just say get down on your knees and beg for it! I usually then give in ;)

 

[stony]

'You can have your shoes and purse back when you've finished and not before'